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[partyofwin]

[The gear is turned on... by something unseen. Or perhaps it's just too close to the camera, as almost immediately there's a surprised squeak and a female, black-fabric-covered butt jerks away from the screen. Moments later a pink haired girl is visible, dressed in a black uniform many will no doubt recognize as belonging to Team Rocket. She's

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[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

[...What did he just witness...?]

[Anyway! It's probably best to respond since that uniform is the same as the one he has been refusing to wear.]

I would assume you've always had hands and feet. I suggest waiting to remove the uniform until you have something else to change into.

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

We woke up here with no memories of arriving. Logically we shouldn't even be here. From what I've heard this place isn't connected to where I'm from. These creatures we have aren't normal. Would you care to try and make sense of that?

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

Weeeeeeell, we wouldn't have memories of arriving if they took us in our sleep!

[She thinks she's quite clever for that answer.]

What's 'normal' for your creatures?

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

[What... does he even do with this. The sheer amount of dumb is overwhelming...]

They're just... normal animals. [With the exception of the chimeras, but those aren't exactly common.]

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

Normal like bunnies? Or normal like manticores?

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

...What is a manticore? [What world are you even from, lady.]

Normal as in... bunnies. [What is his life.]

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

Manticores are kinda like lions! If lions had tails like scorpions and bat wings!

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

[What.]

...So they're... chimeras.

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

Hmmmmmmm... nope! Pretty sure they're manticores!

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

...Fine, a manticore then.

[What. Is. This.]

...You appear to be a member of Team Rocket. Is that right?

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

I guess so! I don't really know why. I don't remember signing up for any teams!

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

I'm not entirely sure why either. I suggest you be careful about broadcasting that affiliation - Team Rocket appears to be a criminal organization.

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

[That gasp she gives is pretty impressive.]

I'm on a team with bad guys?!

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

[My, that was quite impressive.]

It appears that way. As I said, I wouldn't loudly announce your affiliation.

[VIDEO]

[partyofwin]

But I'm not a bad guy! What am I doing on a team with them? That's not fair!

[VIDEO]

[sadisticwarfare]

I'm afraid I don't know. You should take it up with your boss.