Out of sheer boredom, I have taken it upon myself to attempt to write the Worst HP Fic Ever. Just in case any of you are bored as well or are looking to S.P.E.W. your lunch, I thought I would share it.
Disclaimer: This story does in no way discriminate against nor seek to offend any readers afflicted with a club foot.
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Peter Pettigrew and the Mary Sue Shrew )