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parma_violets

Now You Has Jazz

Mar 30, 2006 20:34

Recent scenes from the shop floor at Cleveland Housing Advice Centre; because you love it, you slags.

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Paul Wilson, our perpetually absent pet lawyer, came in yesterday to talk and get mayonnaise all over his face. The man earns his paycheque. He was telling us about an old colleague of his who had a terribly plummy voice and always used ( Read more... )

jamaican patois, jazz, litigation, work, oh god it's that cunt faisal, michael

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parma_violets April 1 2006, 10:16:42 UTC

It is a running joke, though there isn't a meaning behind it; Jazz and Michael just like putting on Jamaican accents every now and then. Also, neither of them are white, so they enjoy being able to get away with it.

baron_scarpia March 30 2006, 22:18:29 UTC

I see that a collective has built up to neutralise the menace that is Faisal. Thus does equilibrium in nature reassert itself.

parma_violets April 1 2006, 10:18:29 UTC

We just torture him now. Sarah, our receptionist, came up to tell him there was a new client in reception, a blonde girl with waist-length hair and a denim mini-skirt. I've never seen him so eager to take a case on. Of course, when he got down there it was a little old woman who rambled on at him about her arthritis for an hour.

baron_scarpia April 1 2006, 11:10:08 UTC

I actually laughed out loud when reading that. You lot are cruel and vindictive and I kind of like it.

nikephros March 30 2006, 22:47:01 UTC

I like the wanker one...:D

Reminds me of something our Henry Rollins said the other night. He admitted that he was a 'blackout masturbator'.

Well, who the hell isn't?

parma_violets April 1 2006, 10:19:54 UTC

Hee hee, you can always count on Henry Rollins for something TMI-flavoured. :D