chris coco for president
crump can be anne coulter
brad can be rumsfeld
ill be alan greenspan

with our powers combined...

WHY THE FUCK DO I KEEP IRONING NAKID

my grandmas are the cutest old ladies in the world

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i deem today anti-valintines day

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george needs to learn not to throw up all over everybody. god, the stench.

i start rotating shift work at midnight tonight. its gonna be AWESOME.

so i have 18 welts on my body from paintball. the one on my neck is also split open down to the collar bone. its all raised, mangled and different shades of maroon and brown. it looks so fucked up that i didnt even know it was split till it started bleeding at lunch. oh, and my team mate shot me in the ear, point blank range. still mildly ( Read more... )

i just set my boot on fire. it is not one of the cooler things ive done.

[21:08] Cactusblosum: i dont really care what you have to say
[21:09] Midas70UCH: i have to admit im curious as to why im an asshole
[21:09] Cactusblosum: figure it out yourself

i think only with my penis. im not even gonna try and figure it out.

so theres this really nice girl that i work with. shes one of the smartest people ive ever met. she doesnt even have a GED and has scars all over her wrists. i asked her about it today and she told me her life's story.

i need to get drunk this weekend.