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Harry can't die as long as Voldemort still lives because Voldemort took Harry's blood.
Harry destroys Voldemort with Uberwand of Pwnage.
VOLDEMORT KILLS SNAPE, HARRY AND GINNY HAVE 3 KIDS, RON AND HERMIONE FALL IN LOVE, LUPIN AND TONKS DIES, MAD-EYE DIES, DOBBY DIES, HEDWIG DIES.

so today i started lying to my superiors to make my life easier.

it feels gooooood.

p.s. coco and crump never answer their phones.

i almost died of estrogen poisoning this weekend.

i drank so much soco that my poop smells like soco.

Rohrer's three rules

1) fat chicks need lovin too
2) why the hell not
3) every chick looks better with your dick in her mouth

my buddy fackrel


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FUSION ENERGY OUT/ENERGY IN RATIO IS NOW >1 ( Read more... )

SAINT PADDYS DAY INCOMING

PREPARE FOR EXTREME DRINKING