so i can bring it home to you

[parkergray]

Two porny things and one pop quiz.

1 - Cunnilingus. It's the new black.

BEST IDEA EVER. And though it would take extreme talent to make it G (and why is my head insisting I try it?) I also feel that, in the spirit of the thing, it should be the dirtiest, nastiest of rug munching ficlets. *smiles*

2 - I also bought THE BEST BOOK EVER yesterday

Comments

[zorb]

I am pretty sure the second quote was on an episode of Queer Eye. *facepalm* I don't know if it came from something else before that, though (probably).

[parkergray]

That's the thing, right?

I'm sure they're from somewhere. But if it's a book or a movie or a television show or a g-d fic, I can't remember.

*scratches brain out*

[alissomora]

It totally was, because it screened here two weeks ago! But OMG, they did say where it came from and I can't remember, and we've taped over it :(

[parkergray]

Who the hell are L7? And I'm fairly certain that's not where I heard it, but I'm willing to bet wherever I heard it from got it from that song. I hope that makes sense outside my head.

And ew! I actually have a real life story about that - involving a guy I knew from high school, him coming back to school to pick a couple of us up after he dropped his girlfriend off at home, him smiling at us and braces.

SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.

And I'm not sure of the fandom. I'm feeling all Ferris lately, but. Maybe Prison Break? Maybe that oldie, but goodie Potter? What about Ephram/Madison? It'd be like first!time fic! OMG, it'd be like crack on a stick.

Re: :O

[parkergray]

I know!

That's the beauty, dude. He could be all confused and shit. And she'd so have to give him pointers.

But then you know he'd do something unexpected and totally unplanned and she'd, like, go completely rigid and he'd be all, 'oh god, are you okay?' but he'd still be stroking her with his hands and her eyes would still be rolled back in her head and she'd be all, 'oh god, just...just do that again' and he'd get that adorable smirk and be all, 'i'm the man, dude' and be, like, already halfway beating his chest in triumph, but he can't do it exactly the same and he keeps trying and she's gasping, but not going rigid in his hands and under his mouth anymore and she'd be all zoned out and not realizing he's like, hurting his brain trying to figure out exactly what he'd done earlier and she'd suddenly realize and yank him up and and and.

And they'd totally end up all over each other, making out and laughing and, oh, my poor poor Ephison heart. It is starved.

[eibbil_libbie]

Cunnilingus. It's the new black.

I so read that as "Cunnilingus. It's what's for dinner."

[parkergray]

Okay.

That's so much better.

And now my keyboard has cranberry juice all over it.

Name that quote

[anonymous]

Okay, so it's like, a year later, but I was trying to find an old of fic of yours and stumbled here and no one said this.... "till the wheels fall off" is from "The Sin Eater". You know, that film where Heath Ledger is a bizzarrely hot priest? And there is an alternate way of getting to Heaven which is to have someone eat your sin? Anyway, that's what he and his girlfriend said to each other once they'd decided to go for it, vow or no vow.

Tish

Name that quote

[anonymous]

Okay, so it's like, a year later, but I was trying to find an old of fic of yours and stumbled here and no one said this.... "till the wheels fall off" is from "The Sin Eater". You know, that film where Heath Ledger is a bizzarrely hot priest? And there is an alternate way of getting to Heaven which is to have someone eat your sin off you? Anyway, that's what he and his girl said to each other once they'd decided to go for it, vow or no vow.

Tish