so i can bring it home to you
Two porny things and one pop quiz.
1 - Cunnilingus. It's the new black.
BEST IDEA EVER. And though it would take extreme talent to make it G (and why is my head insisting I try it?) I also feel that, in the spirit of the thing, it should be the dirtiest, nastiest of rug munching ficlets. *smiles*
2 - I also bought THE BEST BOOK EVER yesterday ( Read more... )
1 - Cunnilingus. It's the new black.
BEST IDEA EVER. And though it would take extreme talent to make it G (and why is my head insisting I try it?) I also feel that, in the spirit of the thing, it should be the dirtiest, nastiest of rug munching ficlets. *smiles*
2 - I also bought THE BEST BOOK EVER yesterday ( Read more... )
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And ew! I actually have a real life story about that - involving a guy I knew from high school, him coming back to school to pick a couple of us up after he dropped his girlfriend off at home, him smiling at us and braces.
SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.
And I'm not sure of the fandom. I'm feeling all Ferris lately, but. Maybe Prison Break? Maybe that oldie, but goodie Potter? What about Ephram/Madison? It'd be like first!time fic! OMG, it'd be like crack on a stick.
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That's the beauty, dude. He could be all confused and shit. And she'd so have to give him pointers.
But then you know he'd do something unexpected and totally unplanned and she'd, like, go completely rigid and he'd be all, 'oh god, are you okay?' but he'd still be stroking her with his hands and her eyes would still be rolled back in her head and she'd be all, 'oh god, just...just do that again' and he'd get that adorable smirk and be all, 'i'm the man, dude' and be, like, already halfway beating his chest in triumph, but he can't do it exactly the same and he keeps trying and she's gasping, but not going rigid in his hands and under his mouth anymore and she'd be all zoned out and not realizing he's like, hurting his brain trying to figure out exactly what he'd done earlier and she'd suddenly realize and yank him up and and and.
And they'd totally end up all over each other, making out and laughing and, oh, my poor poor Ephison heart. It is starved.
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I just...♥ed that show so much. But I just couldn't deal with S3, man. I don't even understand why I fell so in love with Madison. But I did. And since she got the thorniest shaft in like all of shaft-giving television history, I just couldn't.
And I've only got part of S2 on tape. From like 'East Meets West' to 'Unhappy Holidays'. I needs the others though. Why oh why are they pulling this indecision crap with the DVDs? All three seasons of Roswell are out, dude. And that was a steaming pile if there ever was one. So, what gives WB?
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