I just got a thing in the mail that honest-to-god allows me to give people the gift of a goat for Christmas ( Read more... )

The Oscars, in their deceased list, omitted several people. Some are a bit mouth-gape inducing, like George Carlin and Anita Page.

But they actually omitted DON LAFONTAINE
He not only voiced over pretty much every trailer in the past two decades, but he was the announcer at THE OSCARS, most recently in 2007 ( Read more... )

These are my top 6 played songs on iTunes ( Read more... )

Video games - and movies - are worlds with endings. The characters eventually say everything they have to say. You can no longer hear something new from them. But you CAN learn - emotionally and intellectually - by repeat exposure to whatever they've already said. Their world has an end... but in your mind, there's no ending ( Read more... )

So Pats... Rodney Harrison? CAREER-ending leg injury? I am pleased. I smell 60 seats in the Senate, and it smells of mahogany and old paper and Harry Reid's medical products. *deep breath ( Read more... )

McCain is very, very slowly starting to make a comeback.

And the Patriots are crushing the Broncos. 41-7.

Can someone PLEASE hamstring Vrabel? Or Moss? I WANT SIXTY SENATE SEATS AND A COOL PRESIDENT THANK YOU.

I am apparently as sick as Schroedinger's dog.

I'm all for "Take Your Daughter To Work Day". But having them play as the Pats' cornerbacks was a bit much.

Obama++

Memo to Tom Brady: Please catch some form of weird, debilitating illness that keeps you completely away from football for the next 8 months, and please accidentally pass it on to Vrabel and/or Welker and/or Belichick. I rather fancy 60 seats in the Senate ( Read more... )

[1] Do you have the guts to answer these questions and re-post as The Controversial Survey ( Read more... )