I'm mad at Nicolerichie . She's such a bitch.

I just heard on E! that my boyfriend shaves his legs. That's hot.

I'm an heiress. That's hot.

I think I should start an advice column. So everyone can ask me for advice. It will be like this:

"Dear Paris, you are a goddess, and I need your help. I have bad hair. I go to this hairdresser and he is really terrible at it. He always curls my hair so that I look like Carrot Top after a 16-day drug binge . It doesn't ( Read more... )

I bought a dress today. It cost $40 billion. I'm WORTH $40 billion.

Tomorrow I will buy another Samoan island. At least I am nice about it, unlike SOME people. (Yeah, suck it, Donald Trump, you fascist bloated touped pig.)

That's hot.