And I Must Spork: Maradonia, Part XII

[pariah164]

Just when you thought it was safe to come back to Livejournal... I'm back. And so is the fail.

I apologize for the long absence, as I've been busy with school and fighting them over my financial aid. But like I said, I'm going to get through this even if it kills me. And it's now summer; I have no plans, no parties, and no job.

Let's do it.

Comments

[fae_of_the_rose]

Good God you are a miracle. I'd've burnt it long ago. Like, when it was published.

[pariah164]

TRUE STORY: Took it to the college. My friend Thomas held a lit lighter to it. THE FIRE WENT OUT. Even fire doesn't want to touch it.

[fae_of_the_rose]

....And you're still reading this....why?

[pariah164]

Because I'm a sadist? IDEK. I like it when I can make people laugh, so what better way than to trash a bad book?

[catchingspirit]

Kudos for getting through this and bringing the lulz again. XD

... I keep wondering sometimes if it's all an elaborate trolling.

[ieatbacon]

Yay! You're back!

Joey is a total d-bag. I'm also struck yet again by the fact that Tesch never seems to have listened to actual people talking, ever, or she'd have realized that no one talks like that at all. I still don't know how you've managed to read this far and not become seriously ill. XD

Also, now I want Waffle House. O.o

[pariah164]

I AM BACK. And honestly? I have no idea. Considering my low stupidity tolerance...

hmmm....

[ext_307723]

If I recall correctly there were a specific amount of steps to get into the holy temple in Jerusalem. I don't remember how many, but I think there was a set amount...
This one site says it was fifteen steps to get into the temple mount. I think. I didn't read it very well.

[xxburningsoulxx]

The hotel is in this book? Holy shit! XD Or is it that annoying heiress? I don't know which is which anymore. XD

Keep up the good work! <3