And I Must Spork: Maradonia, Part XI

[pariah164]

I apologize for the break; various issues beyond my control happened. But I am still here, Still tackling the fail that is... Maradonia. Hit it!

Comments

[charlottehywd]

Isn't Pollo Spanish for chicken? Not too intimidating really, especially with the eeeeevil waterpark he keeps the mermaids in.

Also, Fluffy... yep, that pretty much kills the drama right there...

[charlottehywd]

Oops, my mistake!

[catchingspirit]

No, pollo is indeed Spanish for chicken.

[catchingspirit]

More Bible rippage with the 'powers and principalities'. I'm surprised she didn't include the 'this present darkness' part of the quote, which actually became the title of a (much better though a bit odd) book by Frank Peretti.

"Eph 6:12: For our wrestling is not against flesh and blood, but against the principalities, against the powers, against the world-rulers of this darkness, against the spiritual hosts of wickedness in the heavenly places."

[tariel_corbeau]

You know I know that I am not the best person to talk about the Bible with but when I see that someone TOOK quotes from the bible and put them in their books...I kinda HATE that author until they wow me with writing. It has yet to happen in reality.
Oh and I found someone else that has sporked this!
http://impishidea.com/Humor/598/maradonia-sporkings-part-eleven
So know that you are not alone!

[catchingspirit]

Even quoting the Bible is one thing. Trying to pretend it's not a quote is bothering me.

[aki_the_wingly]

I heart you, Pariah! I hope they eat men too! lol. But I think she might have found that too disturbing for her " delicate" teenage mind.

Seriously, Aquamarisha. That made me giggle.

Wait....he just killed someone and now he TRUSTS HIM? WHAT THE HELL!

BAKA! \~/

I believe I'll drink too. Love the double facepalm.

Oh yay, more fortune cookie motivational " Don't do drugs" commercials. I should find her and punch her! I'm think I'm gonna hurl. What the hell does a fourteen year old know about leadership? Oh wait, she almost drowned and suddenly became enlightened....

How much you wanna bet he masturbates on that Teddy Bear...just saying.

DAMN! WHY COULD THEY BE LIT ON FIRE? WHY? WHY?

I like fire...

Anyhoo...just ...ug...And the only last words he had to say was too a teddy bear? Why not his sister? For heavens sake. As I said, I bet he masturbates with the teddy bear..

[anakinnotvader]

'Fluffy' will die with me. Fluffy will die for the freedom of our men.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[xxburningsoulxx]

Good bye, Fluffy. We'll miss you. :(

That was a lot more dribble than dialogue. Shit, that was just plain awkward.