What Jerome Means
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1. Go to www.google.com

2. Type in the word "failure" to the search bar.

3. Click "I'm Feeling Lucky".

4. Snigger.

Jesus was Irish. Here's the proof.

1. He was a great talker.

2. He never got married.

3. He always hung around with the same bunch of guys.

4. He was out having a drink with the lads before He died.

5. He lived with his parents until He was 30.

6. He thought His mother was a virgin...

7. And she thought he was God!

Christopher Walken for President ( Read more... )

Less than a year before the 9/11 terrorist attacks, soon-to-be top ranking officials of the Bush Administration (including Dick Cheney and Donald Rumsfeld) and Jeb Bush prepared a document titled "Rebuilding America's Defenses" for the Project for the New American Century. This document proposed (a) more U.S. military bases around the world to ( Read more... )

Can you imagine working for a company that has a little under 500 employees and has the following statistics ( Read more... )

Oh, I wish I were an Acrobat reader,
That is what I really want to be.
For if I was an Acrobat reader,
PDFs would open up for me.

I have unlocked the journal.

I have reactivated my account.

I have opened the window and let the sunlight in.

The room is dusty and covered with blankets, but I'm ready to go to work again.

Fozzie Wozzie was a bear,
A bear was Fozzie Wozzie.
When Fozzie Wozzie lost his hair,
He wasn't Fozzie, wozzie?

There was a mouse in my apartment last night. A little grey scurrying wanker that interrupted my video game by darting across the periphery of my line of sight. At first I wasn't sure what it was, but then it got a bit bolder and decided to climb my DVD mountain, which nigh on gasted my flabber. Didn't it realise I was there? That a human was so ( Read more... )