Player: Attempt the rare x3 location post.

[astravisolmis]

[You are a six sweeps old teal-blooded troll named NOMSHU PENSYS, one of the original session trolls. You are on the LAND OF STORM AND GLASS, grumpily slithering and skidding across the platforms. Occasionally you fire arrows at the albatross consorts that mock you from the sky, but the wind snatches away any arrows before you can have delicious

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[musicbeams]

Be the smiling dick!

You are now Rory, and you have no idea how the hell you got here and why these ravens are pissed at you. You are pretty sure you've lost some time, given your ribs don't hurt as much and your nose healed. Your arm is still broken, though, which narrows down some things.

Rory Gilles: Get attacked by ravens.

You're already being harassed by the ravens, who really need to chill the fuck out. Maybe some really sweet tunes will hel-oh hey there's a teammate of yours. You'd know that pink hair anywhere.

Welp.

cassandra :DD!

[dreamsting]

hi rory!!

You wave very enthusiastically, and luckily do not overbalance and plummet from the tower.

[awkwardtrolltle]

Be the awkward seadweller.

You are now the awkward seadweller, and you are now on the LAND OF DUST AND MEMORY. You have taken a liking to this planet despite the dust. You are currently taking a chance to brave the hot sun with a FLOPPY HAT.

Hello ^str^vi. Wh^t ^re you doing?

[astravisolmis]

You startle and turn to face your seadwelling companion.

... I was considering finding a ruin suitable to be a temporary hive..

[awkwardtrolltle]

H^ve you h^d ^ny luck?

[astravisolmis]

... They are all too..
...Dusty..

[ravecultivator]

You are confused by the customs of this strange species! They are loud and bright and sit on iron thrones like the flamingo queens of machine land. You are so high.

w*****w are y*u br*adcasting that l*ve vibrati*n, baby? because i can t*tally feel it. in my s*ul. *u*

[dreamsting]

im broadcasting
wow maybe this is like totally a radio tower!
a radio tower for thoughts!!

[ravecultivator]

n*, d*n't talk ab*ut telepathy, please. *^*

there will *nly be l*ve between us. because i l*ve y*u. *u*

[dreamsting]

is this love at first sight
ah but youre a girl!!
we cant!

[hibernates]

==> Be the weird highblood.

You are now the weird highblood, and your ears are rather sensitive. You clap your hands over them, wincing, and look up.

hi i guess

You squint upwards and also wave hesitantly.

[dreamsting]

hi!!

You wave even more enthusiastically, barely managing to keep your perch.

[hibernates]

Well, she's certainly enthusiastic. You smile back.

whaAt-re you doing up t-here

[dreamsting]

watching people!
but uh not like in a creepy outside your window way!