Player: Attempt the rare x3 location post.

[astravisolmis]

[You are a six sweeps old teal-blooded troll named NOMSHU PENSYS, one of the original session trolls. You are on the LAND OF STORM AND GLASS, grumpily slithering and skidding across the platforms. Occasionally you fire arrows at the albatross consorts that mock you from the sky, but the wind snatches away any arrows before you can have delicious

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[hibernates]

==> Be the weird highblood.

You are now the weird highblood, and your ears are rather sensitive. You clap your hands over them, wincing, and look up.

hi i guess

You squint upwards and also wave hesitantly.

[dreamsting]

hi!!

You wave even more enthusiastically, barely managing to keep your perch.

[hibernates]

Well, she's certainly enthusiastic. You smile back.

whaAt-re you doing up t-here

[dreamsting]

watching people!
but uh not like in a creepy outside your window way!

[hibernates]

haAhaA well im not- inside
does t-haAt- chaAnge aAnyt-hing
well i guess i dont- haAve aA window right- now so
youre not- out-side of mine
shit- waAit-
do you haAve a window t-hough
becaAuse im out-side right- now
aAnd i dont- waAnt- t-o be aA st-aAlker

[dreamsting]

its okay!
all the windows are broken so like its totally not stalking
its just uh creeping maybe!
but thats how you make friends right
so we are totally cool if you be my friend!!
and you dont like give kids lollipops or something
because it rots their teeth

[hibernates]

aAw shit- i dont- waAnt- t-o be aA creeper eit-her
oh uh
yeaAh id like t-o be friends
um
whaAt- aAre lollipops t-hough

[dreamsting]

like creepy!
lollipops are totally creepy!
but so delicious

[hibernates]

whaAt- do t-hey look like
aAnd t-aste like

[dreamsting]

the best ones taste like blue
super awesome blue!

[hibernates]

whaAt- does blue t-aAst-e like
aAlso caAn i come up t-here
my necks st-aArt-ing t-o hurt-

[dreamsting]

uh yeah
take the stairs inside!
ill wait for you

[hibernates]

okaAy be right- t-here

Majour: Ascend.

You ascend all but the last few steps quickly, and lean around hesitantly to see the strange alien who invited you up.

so you were saAying
aAbout- t-he blue

[dreamsting]

blue is like the best taste!
because its blue
youre not blue though you are totally grey!

[hibernates]

oh
does t-haAt- meaAn i dont- t-aAst-e good

[dreamsting]

i dont know!

Cassandra Ivatholl: Think about licking this stranger.

Thinking? You don't do silly things like that!

===>

You lean over and attempt to lick the troll.