Comments | paradoxlol: .020

paradoxlol

.020 | Video.

Jan 20, 2011 17:45

[Arthur's in his study/at-home office, and he's got the camera on his fancy iPhone thingie on him, so you get a nice close-up view of his LOVELY LADY FACE. Thanks to some tips from Mal, he's got some tasteful makeup on to complement his stylish outfit. He looks a little grim, but he's gotten over his initial sulking ( Read more... )

.why is the barge illogical, .arthur is fabulous, .what is this i don't even, port: playing house

Comments 34

ourlastbesthope January 20 2011, 23:51:05 UTC

[From the kitchen:]

At the moment, I believe I'm the one feeding the family.

paradoxlol January 20 2011, 23:51:56 UTC

I give it thirty minutes before you order takeout.

ourlastbesthope January 20 2011, 23:53:59 UTC

Don't underestimate my cooking abilities.

Of course, you don't have to eat it.

paradoxlol January 20 2011, 23:55:05 UTC

Oh, no, I'm eating it. I refuse to be one of those women who do all the work out of the house and in.

Thread 15

[Private | Text] most_feared January 21 2011, 00:50:33 UTC

It looks like Karl and Natasha are having problems. We can use it as an opportunity for a first person debriefing. [YES HE WAS LIKE THIS EVEN AS A NUETRAL!]

[Private | Text] paradoxlol January 21 2011, 02:28:29 UTC

I can look over my case notes and give you guys some pointers on your roles. Annette was nothing if not organized.

[Private | Text] most_feared January 21 2011, 02:30:44 UTC

Thanks. I'll pass on relevant information to the missus. That's a good look for you by the way, Slick.

[Private | Text] paradoxlol January 21 2011, 02:32:58 UTC

Ha ha. Give Narvin the same compliment and see how he takes it.

Thread 10

[Private] gimmethemap January 21 2011, 01:23:12 UTC

So how does this work exactly?

[Private] paradoxlol January 21 2011, 02:29:30 UTC

You show up at the scheduled time, sit in a private room with me, and you talk while I listen and steer the conversation.

timesbureaucrat January 21 2011, 01:34:44 UTC

[Narvin/Natasha does not reply but swears in Gallifreyan when he receives the private text. Marriage counselling? *Sex therapy?* He was *not* actually married, thank you and the sex was great, no problems there and even if he were he wouldn't expose his problems to some third party.]

paradoxlol January 21 2011, 02:32:16 UTC

[BUT ARTHUR IS THE PERFECT MEDIATOR, AS HE'S HAD SEX WITH YOU TOO. He can ~understaaaand~]

timesbureaucrat January 21 2011, 02:37:43 UTC

[PROBABLY NOT THE BEST THING TO SAY DURING MARRIAGE COUNSELLING.]

Private - text cauchemal January 21 2011, 02:36:25 UTC

You're a therapist.

[Be glad you can't see her cracking the hell up, Arthur.]

Private - text paradoxlol January 21 2011, 02:44:04 UTC

A sex therapist.

[Pause, then HAVE AN EMOTE.]

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Private - text cauchemal January 21 2011, 02:53:52 UTC

I would offer you advice if I had any. My methods for handling such issues with patients-well, they involved avenues not open to you.

Private - text paradoxlol January 21 2011, 03:09:38 UTC

It would certainly be more efficient.