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Jan 20, 2011 17:45

[Arthur's in his study/at-home office, and he's got the camera on his fancy iPhone thingie on him, so you get a nice close-up view of his LOVELY LADY FACE. Thanks to some tips from Mal, he's got some tasteful makeup on to complement his stylish outfit. He looks a little grim, but he's gotten over his initial sulking.]

This is Arthur. Or... [He makes a slight face.] Annette Arthur-Capa. Might as well come out now, so you know who I am if you pass me in the street. Now, it looks like... [He shifts and leans forward, reaching across his desk to grab his planner.] I'm already pretty acquainted with most of you. It seems that Annette-- me-- is a... somewhat accomplished therapist, judging by the number of clients here. [He looks down and arches a brow, impressed.] Not to mention the hourly rates.

[Smirking.]

Looks like I'm the breadwinner, Capa.

[Back to business.]

Anyway, Annette's specializes in interpersonal relationships. Marriage counseling and... [Ergh.] sex therapy. Judging by the names in this book, a lot of you don't exactly have rosy marriages. My assistant will probably leave you all a message if she hasn't already, but I thought I'd spare you the shock of finding out you're in couple's counseling from a stranger by forwarding your appointments to you privately.

[He leans forward, giving the camera a stern look.] By the way, I've got a family to feed, so I do expect to be paid.

[Private Texts to: WHOEVER WANTS MARRIAGE COUNSELING, listing the time, date and location of services.]

[OOC: I WILL POST UP A LOG FOR ARTHUR'S COUNSELING SESSIONS SOON. They can take place at any time during port. But first... there will be a grocery store log. ALL ARE FREE TO JOIN IN.]

.why is the barge illogical, .arthur is fabulous, .what is this i don't even, port: playing house

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