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[paradisvanessa]

Nature abhors a vacuum and so do I. But domesticity is a rite of passage we endure when we're suitably fuelled. This past week, we were fuelled by illicit means, but J and I cleaned the entire house and managed not to break anything worth more than ten dollars. It's a new record for us. We laughed so hard at inane shit that both of us snorted

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[trent__ford]

The utterness is reciprocated. I didn't realise there had been gushing. Now there's more blushing. Thank you for your very kind hospitality.

[paradisvanessa]

Horse brutality?

I kind of love you a little bit, you darling thing.

[trent__ford]

With size 11's, horse may be right. Do let me know when you've found that bit with Queen, will you?

You make me feel all warm inside, and it's not just the merlot.

[mrmarilynmanson]

"Massively endowed" *cough, snort, giggle* Oh mah gawd.

[hayeksalma]

What luck, that is favorite meal. Bring out Jose to inebriate and I'll be on my way.

[paradisvanessa]

I've employed the services of Mr. Cuervo and he'll be delighted to attend. He expressed interest in the method of serving you demonstrated in Dusk. Hee hee hee.

[hayeksalma]

Well I'll be damned. How you managed to get him to offer his services is beyond me. Usually I have to beg for at least three hours straight. What can I say, I'm there.

[paradisvanessa]

I think it was the novelty of Eurotrash doing the begging that cut the time. Do you pick up your phone or screen your calls, pretty?

[dita_vonteese]

I don't know why it's taken me so long to add you, but I finally got there in the end and did it. And they say models are slow.

[paradisvanessa]

I like it when you move slow though. I get to watch you for longer.

[jackdavenport]

I rather think that you might have the power to instill in Johnny almost any fetish you might wish to. It's marvellous to watch his face when you are mentioned.

[sven_friedrich]

Hello MBP member