It's a very precarious thing, life. You should take it by the horns and let it throw you around. Because if you don't, you won't get the full effect. Are you ready for an adventure?

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Before the day is over and done with, I need to wish her a happy birthday, because she is an extremely strong and beautiful woman. Jen, you are wonderous and amazing. Everybody should be a little more like you. Happy Birthday, and I hope this year brings you more joy and happiness than ever before. And maybe a couple of nights in with ice cream and ( Read more... )

Ed Norton, my former beau, is back. Add him or I'll cut off your intestines and feed them to my hungry wolves.

He is my icon fairy and God. I love him from the bottom of my heart because now I have 50 icons to have and to hold. Some of them still need keywording. Please help a poor girl whose brain cannot properly function at night here. Gracias.

As very few of you probably know, Ms. Cruz and I almost died last Friday. (Keyword: Almost). Our plane to Mexico plummeted from the sky due to lack of fuel and we both thought it was going to be the end of us. "At least we are together," we said to each other. But luckily, somehow, our pilot managed to land the plane safely, and order was restored ( Read more... )

"I had sex with Matthew Perry, and he rocked my world so much that I have been bed ridden ever since. Please forgive me for my absence, and Matthew, you stud, call me later. Love, Salma."

"Hello. My name is Salma Hayek and the past few weeks I have spent locked in a suitcase, for Rose Byrne has stolen me and says she will never let me leave because she thinks I am too wonderful to share with the rest of the world. Luckily, she gave me access to a computer, so I will be around much more. Ta!"

Somebody update for me. I don't know what to say.