☆ 07; Yuffie Kisaragi; voice;

[superninjayuf]

WHAT THE...

Eeeewww! There's a cockroach...or a centipede...or something in my bed! It's inside my bed, like in the mattress! What the heck is going on with this stuff!

[Cue the quiet, stifled 'twack' of a broom/mop/brush handle hitting the mattress repeatedly.]

I. Hate. Bugs.

This is so gross.

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[couldnotfly]

[Oh, that was a loud shriek. Cue a knock on the bedroom door, courtesy of one sleep-ruffled puppy. Pardon him; he just moved in last night.]

Everything okay in there?

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[superninjayuf]

No! [There's some bumping and muffled twacks again, before the stomp of feet and the door being wrenched open] There's a lump in my bed! See that lump!

[Allow her to point out the large, moving lump under her mattress]

You see how not okay that is!

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[couldnotfly]

[That is a rather large bug...okay, this can be fixed.]

You might want to get it out of there before you kill it. Got something sharp?

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[superninjayuf]

[Sharp, sharp, sharp...She'll stop and stare at you.]

Gimme your sword. That's sharp. I can poke it after it's out my stupid bed!