☆ 07; Yuffie Kisaragi; voice;

[superninjayuf]

WHAT THE...

Eeeewww! There's a cockroach...or a centipede...or something in my bed! It's inside my bed, like in the mattress! What the heck is going on with this stuff!

[Cue the quiet, stifled 'twack' of a broom/mop/brush handle hitting the mattress repeatedly.]

I. Hate. Bugs.

This is so gross.

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[couldnotfly]

[Oh, that was a loud shriek. Cue a knock on the bedroom door, courtesy of one sleep-ruffled puppy. Pardon him; he just moved in last night.]

Everything okay in there?

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[superninjayuf]

No! [There's some bumping and muffled twacks again, before the stomp of feet and the door being wrenched open] There's a lump in my bed! See that lump!

[Allow her to point out the large, moving lump under her mattress]

You see how not okay that is!

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[couldnotfly]

[That is a rather large bug...okay, this can be fixed.]

You might want to get it out of there before you kill it. Got something sharp?

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[superninjayuf]

[Sharp, sharp, sharp...She'll stop and stare at you.]

Gimme your sword. That's sharp. I can poke it after it's out my stupid bed!

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[couldnotfly]

[And he's going to stare right back. Seriously?]

My sword will tear the mattress apart. You won't have anything left to sleep on if we use that to cut it out of the thing.

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[superninjayuf]

Then I'll just use your mattress!

Get it out!!! [Petulant child princess is petulant and childish.]

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[couldnotfly]

[...this girl is supposed to be nineteen? He's not seeing it.]

Let me go get a knife from the kitchen. It'll be easier to work with, anyway.

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[superninjayuf]

[Age is a state of mind, not a number....think about how the Wutai nation feels]

Right. Fine. Okay.

So long as it's dead as a really dead thing. You know, that doesn't come back?

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[couldnotfly]

[True, that. And he's wandering towards the kitchen now. Dead as a dead thing that doesn't come back, huh? ...not in this town. But he's got a knife now, so buggy? You're getting cut out of the mattress.]

Get ready with the broom. Can't kill something this little with a knife.

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[superninjayuf]

Can't we set it on fire or something? I mean, it's big, and this is just a broom.

[Yes, she will set fire to her room, because that is a big ass bug]

Okay; broom ready, if it kills me, avenge my death.

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[couldnotfly]

If you want to burn the house down, sure. [His aim with the Fire Materia isn't so good anymore.

And there's the bug! Big ass thing, too. But not as big as the ones in Nibelheim, so up and over goes the mattress, and bug is belly up on the floor now. Might want to get that before it gets up.]

...okay, that's a big bug.

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[superninjayuf]

ARGH!

[This is where the ninja training goes out the window and she's just aimlessly smashing at the the floor with the broom handle to try and squash it.]

How do they get so freaking big! [Drastic times, drastic measures, and this is the battle cry before she just jumps on it, both feet smooshing it into the ground]

Gross, gross, gross!

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[couldnotfly]

[Trying so hard not to laugh over here.]

Must be something in the water. [That was a good smoosh, though.]

I'll get something to clean that up. Hold tight, okay?

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[superninjayuf]

Why am I always getting gross stuff on my boots?

[Shouting after him as he leaves]

My boots are more important than the floor! I need a clothe!

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[couldnotfly]

[Boots are supposed to get muddy, ya know. But here. A few minutes later, he's coming back with a slightly damp cloth. Boots need cleaning? Here ya go. He's got the floor with another cloth and a bowl of water.]

Hey, least you weren't barefoot, right?

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[superninjayuf]

[There's muddy and then there is insect guts, she'd rather it was mud, either way she'll sit on the ass and clean that off, again.]

I'd have used your head before jumping on it if that were the case, mister.

Ew, I hate bugs.