[Filtered from Lorne]
[dictated]
My new pal, Sakaki, and I are in sort of a dilemma. A mutual acquaintance of ours is stuck on a potentially damaging loss, and we're in need of some assistance.
To sum things up, we're looking for two or three pretty strong guys [scratched out] people to hold down said mutual acquaintance while we tie him up tight.
I'm well aware it sounds kind of weird, but don't worry; it's for his benefit. We'll make things worth your while~
[OOC: Moonbay's referring to Lorne's loss and the thread
here. Volunteers are actually needed.]