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[thirdchildren]

[the sound of someone backing up quickly and crashing over a chair] GYAH!

Wh-why is there a penguin in my freezer?!

[confused... penguin noises LMAO]

Comments

[encryptedlock]

Beats me. [sound of a freezer door opening] Looks like all I got are some Girl Scout cookies.

[thirdchildren]

That seems better than an animal.

[encryptedlock]

It's not a dead penguin, right? Like, it can still get air?

[thirdchildren]

Well, it's walking around. And... drinking... beer. Are they supposed to do that?

[thequeenvaliant]

Probably because they like cold places? But then you really should keep him in that snow room, it's probably much better for him. Or her!

[thirdchildren]

Is it? I --

I didn't know that.

But I wasn't keeping him - o-or her! - in there! I don't think...

[thequeenvaliant]

No? On Earth, they live where it's all snow and ice all year round! It must be so strange for him-her, to be somewhere like this.

[A pause] Well then how did he get inside? She wouldn't have any fingers! ...Oh no, do you think another resident put them in there?

[thirdchildren]

I can imagine. I hope it's not someone under a loss or something...

[thinks. thinks. HAS NO IDEA D:] I dunno! Maybe... It's acting like it knows me, though. But I've never seen it before.

[exanimatus]

Did you put it there?

[thirdchildren]

I... don't remember doing that.

[exanimatus]

A lot of people can't remember a lot of things right now. I bet you did.

[...that statement has no basis. Error.]

But I don't know you, right?

[thirdchildren]

Um - I - [ffff wtf at all these blanks] I don't know.

[ontheclockpro]

...That's really weird.

[a pause]

I think.

[thirdchildren]

Well, it's weird if I didn't put it there, anyway. Which I don't... think I did.

[apologeticangel]

A penguin? Is it okay?

[thirdchildren]

It seems it...