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[thirdchildren]

[the sound of someone backing up quickly and crashing over a chair] GYAH!

Wh-why is there a penguin in my freezer?!

[confused... penguin noises LMAO]

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[exanimatus]

Did you put it there?

[thirdchildren]

I... don't remember doing that.

[exanimatus]

A lot of people can't remember a lot of things right now. I bet you did.

[...that statement has no basis. Error.]

But I don't know you, right?

[thirdchildren]

Um - I - [ffff wtf at all these blanks] I don't know.

[exanimatus]

So who are you, then?

[thirdchildren]

I'm Shinji. Ikari Shinji.

[exanimatus]

[NOT RINGING ANY BELLS]

Zelman Clock.

What're you going to do with the penguin?

[thirdchildren]

Well, I... imagine that I'll just let him stay in there. He seems to have a nice place set up.

[exanimatus]

I guess that makes sense.

[as much sense as having a penguin in your freezer could make]

...Wait, Shinji Ikari? I have something of yours.

[thirdchildren]

Y-You do? What is it?

[exanimatus]

It's a video of something. Kind of violent.

Entertaining, though.

[thirdchildren]

Violent...? And it's mine?

... Could you bring it to me, please? I'm in room 503.

[exanimatus]

Yeah. I'll be a few minutes.

[thirdchildren]

Thank you.