11 - Training

[ifeelasong]

[Much has been quietly preparing himself for his day of reckoning with the Macro-wive. Luckily, he hasn't heard about the laundry room incident. He's currently standing outside, a small cardboard box on a table beside him. On the front of the box, he has drawn what appear to be crude microwave controls. He's studying it VERY intently. Clearly, this

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[vengefullight]

[well hey there, have someone bothering you who happened to have their gender switched by a microwave explosion. 8| She's just leaning over his shoulder...]

What is that, dare I ask?

[ifeelasong]

[Those damn microwaves B| Much turns and offers her a smile]

It is a macro-wive, My Lady. Lexington is going to teach me how to use the real one, so I am familiarising myself with its controls.

[vengefullight]

[She raises an eyebrow, folding her arms over her chest.]

I think you got the name wrong. It's microwave. And I don't know if it's worth learning to use one, given personal experience. They're wily creatures.

[ifeelasong]

[Paaause]

Macro-wive. [Nope. He's never going to get it] Oh yes, I had a misadventure with it, has it cause you trouble, too, My Lady?

[reallymessedup]

[don't say anything. don't say anything. don't say anything. just keep walking, you'll be happier for it. don't say--

...oh, hell.]

What are you doing?

[ifeelasong]

[Too late! Much waves a hand at his box]

I am learning how to use the macro-wive. It is very complicated, so I am starting with something that will not set on fire.

[reallymessedup]

Because... You don't have them where you're from.

[and that's all the brilliance he's allowed for the day]

It's not... That hard, you just put the time in and let it cook. And don't put styrofoam or metal in it. Or small dogs.

[ifeelasong]

Not at all. We only have a spit and a fire.

[Well done, Kano, well done]

What is sty-ro-foam?

[shutupvoice]

[Hello Much, have a kid with wings. The second she spots him looking at the box with interest, she has to bite her tongue. Be nice, Max, maybe the guy is a little.. No, it was obvious he was kind of a weirdo]

I'll bite. What's the box for?

[ifeelasong]

[He really is a weirdo, but after meeting Lex, is a little less confused about people with wings]

I am learning how to use the macro-wive.

[recordhistory]

[stops, spotting the guy]

Something interesting in there?

[ifeelasong]

[He looks up and shakes his head]

Oh no, this is not a real macro-wive. You can not cook anything in it. I'm preparing.

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[recordhistory]

Macro-wive?

[recordhistory]

Well, mind if I ask what you're preparing for?