11 - Training

[ifeelasong]

[Much has been quietly preparing himself for his day of reckoning with the Macro-wive. Luckily, he hasn't heard about the laundry room incident. He's currently standing outside, a small cardboard box on a table beside him. On the front of the box, he has drawn what appear to be crude microwave controls. He's studying it VERY intently. Clearly, this

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[reallymessedup]

[don't say anything. don't say anything. don't say anything. just keep walking, you'll be happier for it. don't say--

...oh, hell.]

What are you doing?

[ifeelasong]

[Too late! Much waves a hand at his box]

I am learning how to use the macro-wive. It is very complicated, so I am starting with something that will not set on fire.

[reallymessedup]

Because... You don't have them where you're from.

[and that's all the brilliance he's allowed for the day]

It's not... That hard, you just put the time in and let it cook. And don't put styrofoam or metal in it. Or small dogs.

[ifeelasong]

Not at all. We only have a spit and a fire.

[Well done, Kano, well done]

What is sty-ro-foam?

[reallymessedup]

It's, uh... It's like... Plastic? But foamy.

[dot dot dot]

You know, I'm not sure what it is. It's it's own creation, really.

[ifeelasong]

Plastic. I have become accustomed to plastic.

[Blink] ...Like magic?

[reallymessedup]

Yeah. Plastic melts in the microwave. Unless it's microwave-safe.

[scratches his head] Not magic, but it'd be bad to stick magic in the microwave too, I think...

[ifeelasong]

That would explain the large bang and the fire, then.

I doubt magic is safe in most places. Especially macro-wives.

[reallymessedup]

...Alas, it's gone to a better place.

Yeah, one wrong step and you're in a dimension without shrimp.

[ifeelasong]

It will heal soon, it always does.

[That gets a blank stare. He understood about 15% of that sentence] ...Ah...hah?

[reallymessedup]

The microwave has more powers than I do? Bogus.

Dimension without... Shrimp. It's... A pop culture reference, nevermind.

[ifeelasong]

Perhaps only the macro-wive here?

Pop...culture? [So confused!]