Nineteen Rels

[wildandfire]

Allllmost finished.

Question! Question to magical journal peoples! Do you need two eyes for an eyepatch? Perhaps it can be a side-of-head patch instead? Also, I would like to purchase a budgerigar called Robert.

[Manic giggle, like he has any other kind] I'm a pirate.

Comments

[gotakiller_rack]

[oh Karen has a pretty good laugh too]

Oh I like the cut of your jib sir! [laughs] Do you know where to find yourself some booty?

[wildandfire]

[Their joined laughter is a thing of horror movies O__O]

I have a good jib cutting time, oh yes. [Considers that] I am still learning, I was only made a pirate last week.

[gotakiller_rack]

[whispered as if it's a loud secret] Well I think I have some around back. [laughs]

Who made you a pirate? Is it one of those things someone told me about?

[wildandfire]

Oooooooooooooooooo YOU DO?!!

Luffy! I joined his pirate gang when the killing man was around.

[torchwoodgenius]

[amused] Do you have a hook for one of your tentacles, too?

...and why is the budgie named Robert?

[wildandfire]

Yes I do! ALLO, TOSHIKO BUDDY!

Robert is a good name for a budgie.

[torchwoodgenius]

When did you become a pirate? [contemplates] You could always put on a fake eye, and then cover it with an eyepatch.

I suppose so! I still haven't named my dinosaur, and I've had him for months now.

[wildandfire]

Luffy let me join his crew. I am working on my arrrrrrrrrrrg. Oooooooo can I make it swivel.

Perhaps you should name him Cuthbert.

[vengefullight]

['wtf man' is kind of what she's wondering right now.] Most people wear eyepatches because they don't have two eyes. That or they choose to hide some eye deformality and wear one that way.

[wildandfire]

I only have one eye because I am a Dalek! But pirates have them, it is IMPORTANT.

[vengefullight]

The fuck is a Dalek?

And not all pirates have eyepatches. Eyepatches are just a cliché for captains. So are peg legs. You gonna get one of those now?

[wildandfire]

A genetically created being developed from the Kaleds of the planet Skaro. Duuuuh.

Cliché is a funny word. I have a peg-tentacle.

[needsfloaties]

Why do you need an eyepatch, Dalek Caan? Did you hurt your eye?

[wildandfire]

Noooope. Need it for pirating. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrg!

I've been working on my arg.

[needsfloaties]

It's a good arrrg! Arrrrrg! But you don't need an eyepatch if your eye isn't hurt, you know. I tried it once! I kept bumping into things.

[wildandfire]

Arrrrrrrrrg. Oooooo okay! This is helpful, I also have a peg-tentacle.