Nineteen Rels

[wildandfire]

Allllmost finished.

Question! Question to magical journal peoples! Do you need two eyes for an eyepatch? Perhaps it can be a side-of-head patch instead? Also, I would like to purchase a budgerigar called Robert.

[Manic giggle, like he has any other kind] I'm a pirate.

Comments

[torchwoodgenius]

[amused] Do you have a hook for one of your tentacles, too?

...and why is the budgie named Robert?

[wildandfire]

Yes I do! ALLO, TOSHIKO BUDDY!

Robert is a good name for a budgie.

[torchwoodgenius]

When did you become a pirate? [contemplates] You could always put on a fake eye, and then cover it with an eyepatch.

I suppose so! I still haven't named my dinosaur, and I've had him for months now.

[wildandfire]

Luffy let me join his crew. I am working on my arrrrrrrrrrrg. Oooooooo can I make it swivel.

Perhaps you should name him Cuthbert.

[torchwoodgenius]

Do you have a piratical job? Like first mate or bosun or...something? I bet you could make it swivel!

Cuthbert? [d'awww, that's an adorable name]

[wildandfire]

I have not asked yet, but being a pirate is shiny! That would unnerve people, and be funny.

YES! [It really is, oh how high the mighty Dalek race hath fallen]

[torchwoodgenius]

I bet you'll be the terror of the seven seas. Or, uh, however many Paradisa has.

[amused] All right, Cuthbert it is, then. I bet there's a pet shop in town you could get a budgie from.

[wildandfire]

But the sea is far away and I do not want my shell to fail. Perhaps the beach room?

YEY! Oooooo a pet shop!

[torchwoodgenius]

Do you think you can keep the sand out of your shell, though? You don't want anything to stop working 'cos it's got sand in it.

Don't pirates usually have parrots, though?

[wildandfire]

The hover function is slightly better than it was before. I bump into the wall 70 per cent less than I used to!

...Budgies are unique? Also smaller.

[torchwoodgenius]

Oh, so you're going to hover above the sand? [well, duh, Tosh]

But parrots can talk.

[wildandfire]

Perhaps? It might work?

So can Budgies. I can get it to say spam.

[torchwoodgenius]

I bet it would! Did they have beaches on Skaro?

[the mun has a feeling she's missing a reference here] Do you think you'll be able to teach it to waterski?

[wildandfire]

Perhaps one time. Before the Daleks.

[Not at all, Caan is being random again -__-] I SHOULD TRY THAT!""

[torchwoodgenius]

I suppose your shells aren't really developed for diverse terrain.

I think you get a little remote control motorboat and then...hook a pair of miniature skis up to it. Of course, I'm not sure how you get the budgie to stay on.

[wildandfire]

Nope, more solid and definitely NOT water.

Superglue?