mambo no. 8

[fondler]

[dictated]

Hey, hey, there are lots of superheroes and do-gooders and stuff in this place, right?

Well! I just thought you would all want to know that we have a PSYCHO KILLER in our midst. Yes, you heard right! Some crazy, shrimpy, man-faced tomboy pulled a knife on me by the duck pond, last night. Out of the blue, just like that! [not... exactly

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[fondler]

Yes!! Oh, Akito-chan, it was so horrible...

[fondler]

I'm fine, don't worry. ♥ I'm tough!

I just didn't know there were people like that here...

dictated;

[luthored]

Are you all right? If you took care of her, did you take her to someone on the Peace Patrol?

same~

[fondler]

Oh, I'm alright. I'm tough! Thank you for your concern~

Oh. [pause, ahem]

Well, when I say I took care of her... I just... fought her off, so she couldn't do what she intended! She's dastardly and quick, so she got away.

[luthored]

Well I'm glad you didn't get hurt. Can you offer any more description?

[fondler]

You're kind. ♥

Sure, sure... she was short, had really bad hair, was really skinny. I thought she was a boy at first because her breasts are really tiny. Couldn't even see them! And she wore ugly face paint.

[chizuru]

[xy_venus]

[Zora doesn't believe you, girl. About the winning the fight part.]

Are you really okay?

[Zora-san]

[fondler]

[with good reason >>]

I am! It was horrible, but... You don't have to worry about me, Zora-san.

[Chizuru]

[xy_venus]

If you say so...

[Zora-san]

[fondler]

You make sure to stay safe, okay Zora-san?

[loverstomorrow]

Why- [this is just weird] well, you're not hurt, right?

[fondler]

Not badly, no. ♥ I showed that psycho! [lksdhklfsjf not... really]

[loverstomorrow]

Did they give any reason? It all sounds a little weird to be honest.

[fondler]

[yes... Chizuru shoved her in the duck pond. ACCIDENTALLY but there you go]

I don't know... she was overreacting, really. She got a little wet.

[iknowhowtogetit]

[snort] Sounds like somebody I know.

[fondler]

[gasp!]

Don't tell me she's been threatening other people too!

[iknowhowtogetit]

Yeah, she's pretty horrible. Probably angry because she's so short.

[fondler]

...Yes, that's exactly it! She's called me Skippy... so I called her Shorty... and then she just got so mad!!