mambo no. 8
[dictated]
Hey, hey, there are lots of superheroes and do-gooders and stuff in this place, right?
Well! I just thought you would all want to know that we have a PSYCHO KILLER in our midst. Yes, you heard right! Some crazy, shrimpy, man-faced tomboy pulled a knife on me by the duck pond, last night. Out of the blue, just like that! [not... exactly] I think she was jealous of my attractiveness, and stateliness, and overall loveliness. Those psychos just don't know how to deal with their anger!! And instead, they take it out on innocent, lovely girls like me... [sniff sniff]
Anyway, I took care of her myself [no... smellerbee beat the crap out of her but moving on] but I just thought I'd warn everyone! Be on the look out for a short kid who looks like a boy with a bear's mane for hair.
And don't worry ladies!! I'll protect you. ♥
[ooc; if you haven't... already guessed, Chizuru is exaggerating. a little. DIS IS WAT RLY HAPPENED. lkjdfkjfd poor smellerbumbum]
Hey, hey, there are lots of superheroes and do-gooders and stuff in this place, right?
Well! I just thought you would all want to know that we have a PSYCHO KILLER in our midst. Yes, you heard right! Some crazy, shrimpy, man-faced tomboy pulled a knife on me by the duck pond, last night. Out of the blue, just like that! [not... exactly] I think she was jealous of my attractiveness, and stateliness, and overall loveliness. Those psychos just don't know how to deal with their anger!! And instead, they take it out on innocent, lovely girls like me... [sniff sniff]
Anyway, I took care of her myself [no... smellerbee beat the crap out of her but moving on] but I just thought I'd warn everyone! Be on the look out for a short kid who looks like a boy with a bear's mane for hair.
And don't worry ladies!! I'll protect you. ♥
[ooc; if you haven't... already guessed, Chizuru is exaggerating. a little. DIS IS WAT RLY HAPPENED. lkjdfkjfd poor smellerbumbum]