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aforsakengod in paradisa

Fifth Laugh

Jun 08, 2009 11:56

[So, in town, there is a villager that is walking around...check that. Skipping. He's roughly seven feet tall, built like an ox that's built like five oxen, with a beard that could probably house an entire species of woodland creatures ( Read more... )

kefka palazzo

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lanterning June 8 2009, 19:13:27 UTC

[doing his usual patrol, flying over the city when he spots--

what?]

aforsakengod June 8 2009, 19:14:33 UTC

[Yes, John. May your eyes be BURNED TO OBLIVION as this burly bear of a man skips like a child of three, MAYBE four.

And yes, he knows you're there. So he's going to exaggerate the motions a little bit. Go for goddamn broke]

lanterning June 8 2009, 19:21:17 UTC

[mother of pearl. if that isn't wrong, John doesn't know what is.

he flies a little lower, not sure if this warrants investigating. could just be some whacked out villager.

he's sure he would have seen a guy that looks like this before, though...]

aforsakengod June 8 2009, 19:52:57 UTC

[...He stops. Then turns around. Then turns again.]

Guh. It feels like I'm being watched...like...watched by some pest. I don't like that feeling!

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slightlystunned June 8 2009, 20:39:06 UTC

[Giselle so happens to be wandering the streets when she sees the rather joyful looking man. She can't help but smile and skip her way toward him.]

Good day to you, sir!

(ooc: i know i said i pass on this guy but this is rather funny. xD)

aforsakengod June 8 2009, 21:08:45 UTC

[Smiles...it would be very twisted and cruel, if it wasn't for the fact that it already looks strange on the guy's face. In a booming, deep voice]

Ooooh, good day to youuuuu, you delightful little morsel.

slightlystunned June 8 2009, 21:12:10 UTC

[She just thinks he's being polite. She twirls once before smiling at him warmly.]

It's a beautiful day, isn't it? Definitely skipping weather!

aforsakengod June 8 2009, 21:23:09 UTC

[He claps his hands once]

It's just such an adoooooooorable time! I can't help but skip and smile and run into flowery little monkeys like you.

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drinkscarmine June 8 2009, 20:55:34 UTC

[And here Havoc was, thinking at least town would be normal )8 She was on her way to look around in hopes of maybe finding someplace to work, but when she spots Kefka she is just...stopping and staring openly like you wouldn't believe]

..................

aforsakengod June 8 2009, 21:09:55 UTC

[NO WHERE IS NORMAL! And Kefka the Lumberjack stares back and, all at once, stops moving. Then he points at Havoc as if he's staring at something horrific]

drinkscarmine June 8 2009, 21:15:53 UTC

[klsjfkalsfaj]

.....................................

aforsakengod June 8 2009, 21:23:57 UTC

[...Stops pointing and instead clenches hand into a fist, before storming over and getting all up in your grill, leaning over to stare rather pointedly at you]

IT'S NOT SO FUN WHEN YOU'RE BEING STARED AT, NOW IS IT?!

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diffusive June 9 2009, 00:28:08 UTC

[ STALKING ]

aforsakengod June 9 2009, 00:33:37 UTC

[You would stalk this happy villager?

CREEP!]

diffusive June 9 2009, 00:37:00 UTC

[ yes because I am more god mod than you mister and have been here a few hundred times before, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY VILLAGER.

And yes he is a creep ]

aforsakengod June 9 2009, 01:18:04 UTC

[Listen you white haired sissy, the only real God around here is the one currently parading as a flaming lumberjack. So get back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!

Kefka the lumberjack is going to keep walking, turning some corners.

When you follow him, he'll be gone. Entirely gone. Gotta love Vanish]

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