Fifth Laugh

[aforsakengod]

[So, in town, there is a villager that is walking around...check that. Skipping. He's roughly seven feet tall, built like an ox that's built like five oxen, with a beard that could probably house an entire species of woodland creatures

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[ STALKING ]

[aforsakengod]

[You would stalk this happy villager?

CREEP!]

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[ yes because I am more god mod than you mister and have been here a few hundred times before, YOU'RE NOT HAPPY VILLAGER.

And yes he is a creep ]

[aforsakengod]

[Listen you white haired sissy, the only real God around here is the one currently parading as a flaming lumberjack. So get back in the kitchen and make me some PIE!

Kefka the lumberjack is going to keep walking, turning some corners.

When you follow him, he'll be gone. Entirely gone. Gotta love Vanish]

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[ sorry the only person I'll get in the kitchen for is Rubedo, so make your own damn pie.

Albedo scoffs and crosses his arms across his chest, all Testament dressed and everything. ]

Oh come now, that's cheating.

[aforsakengod]

[Invisible, and we do mean entirely so, and in his normal voice, he speaks from beside you]

Now, now, now. There are just no such things as cheating in a world without rules.

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[ you can't see it from behind his mask but he is totally rolling his eyes at you right now mister ]

Oh please, turning invisible is clearing cheating when someone is trying to oh-so-innocently stalk you.

[aforsakengod]

[You can't see it from behind his veil of invisibility but he is totally sticking his tongue out at you right now]

All's fair in love and war. And stalking.

And isn't it just so adorable that you think you can stalk me? Oh, so very, very adorable.

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[ he's going to turn to look at you now Kefka ]

Think, not not at all. I know I can.

[aforsakengod]

[Is totally doing his wag of the finger despite being, like...air]

Pride goeth before the fall, they say.

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Then I have already fallen, on more than one occasion.

[aforsakengod]

One can always keep falling. Down...down...all the way down. Until they're SKEWERED by a thousand blood drenched spikes!

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Chop off my head, it matters not, another will grow in its place like a replacing a piece of wheat.

[aforsakengod]

[Other side now]

So, little boy white can regrow what's shaved off. Ohohoho, ehehehehee, how remarkably tenacious. I could just keep chopping away and never get bored!

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[ chuckles ] That is if you can reach.

[aforsakengod]

[Claps his hands]

There absolutely positively utterly and completely nothing one cannot reach if they CHOP OFF THE LEGS!