Entrée de Journal Trois: Unholy Alliances
If ever more proof were needed that a union between a Malfoy and a Longbottom would be unholy, then that was it.
Between waking up in bed to find that not only was I in inferior sheets but Longbottom was screaming in one ear apparently defending his virtue, whilst a baby screamed in another. I am more than thankful that the whole ordeal is over.
[Happy sigh as he lies back down on his bed, caressing his ridiculously high thread count sheets.]
Finally some peace and bloody quiet. Some of us like a full night’s sleep. Why people get pregnant at this age I’ll never know.
Between waking up in bed to find that not only was I in inferior sheets but Longbottom was screaming in one ear apparently defending his virtue, whilst a baby screamed in another. I am more than thankful that the whole ordeal is over.
[Happy sigh as he lies back down on his bed, caressing his ridiculously high thread count sheets.]
Finally some peace and bloody quiet. Some of us like a full night’s sleep. Why people get pregnant at this age I’ll never know.