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Entrée de Journal Trois: Unholy Alliances

May 26, 2009 09:11

If ever more proof were needed that a union between a Malfoy and a Longbottom would be unholy, then that was it ( Read more... )

draco malfoy

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bakehimcakes May 26 2009, 09:07:39 UTC

[Grr!]

That's incredibly insensitive of you! Some people were really attached to those children!

malfoy_purity May 26 2009, 10:08:47 UTC

[Slow Blink]

What are you screeching about? I'm talking about people who get pregnant at 17.

Besides these lot weren't all having kids with Longbottom. Nor having him scream at them like a sodding banshee.

[Raises a brow at the page]

Tell you what, why don't you meet him, you'd get on like a house on fire.

eyesweregold May 26 2009, 13:06:15 UTC

Oh, they used to do it all the time, Draco. Apparently you're now all to young to take care of children... but a seventeen-year-old girl, when I was human, might have two children already. If she was of the lower classes, that is.

malfoy_purity May 26 2009, 13:15:51 UTC

I'm guessing there wasn't a whole lot else to do?

eyesweregold May 26 2009, 13:18:11 UTC

Manual labor, Draco- they needed all the little hands they could get.

[[ooc: just submitted an app for Bellatrix! woot.]]

malfoy_purity May 26 2009, 13:22:10 UTC

[Stares at the journal]

Muggles use babies for manual labour? That's barbaric!

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lostmytoad May 26 2009, 18:12:47 UTC

[god he is so rolling his eyes]

Like you were a total joy to deal with either, Malfoy.

((omfg I am so sorry for my abysmally fail tagging. I've been so busy lately it's not funny.))

malfoy_purity May 26 2009, 19:03:39 UTC

At least I wasn't trying to reach ultrasonic levels of screaming. You were a bloody nightmare. Thank Merlin the kid was more me than you.

((LOL don't worry about it, it can't be helped sometimes. I figured you were busy, if you wanted to carry it on you can do I don't mind how long it takes:)))

i_findthem May 26 2009, 19:41:17 UTC

I'm glad you're happy about it.

malfoy_purity May 26 2009, 20:50:11 UTC

Well there was a lot of screaming.
Why? You didn't know the kid, did you?

gardnr May 27 2009, 05:56:36 UTC

Wait... did you have buttsex in front of a baby?

malfoy_purity May 27 2009, 07:57:51 UTC

...

No!

What the hell is wrong with you?

gardnr May 27 2009, 16:51:08 UTC

It sounded like you said you woke up in some other dude's bed! I was gonna be grossed out for a sec there.

malfoy_purity May 27 2009, 17:56:12 UTC

I did wake up in some dude's bed you imbecile.

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