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[mouthiness]

[BACKDATED to this afternoon. Somewhere in Paris, Deadpool is sitting on bench, a cell phone pressed to his ear with a bored look on his face. And... Good god is he wearing a suit? He is! A business suit and a tie and everything topped off with a snazzy hat because his masks didn't make the transfer over. Today he's looking a bit run down though

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[mc_blackheart]

[Molotov happens to be walking behind that bench. School's out now, so that gives her free reign to do nothing, instead of a stupid fake job. She still doesn't have any catsuits, though, so that's a minus for fake magic Paris.

Anyway, she catches that phone and immediately begins to dig through it, as she moves to stand behind a man who is obviously from Paradisa, as he's talking about journals.]

Mexican is rare in France. You might be able to find tapas, but that is likely as close as you will get without a huge amount of digging through tiny side streets.

[Reading your text messages now~]

[mouthiness]

[There's not much on there. Mostly what looks like dates and times for appointments and his Contact list is... Well, you can say it's in code but really it's just Deadpool mocking people he doesn't like. He tilts his head back on the bench so he can get a better view of her. Because turning around is for losers]

I don't want to dig anywhere in this country. Except maybe a grave but that's not on the agenda.

[mc_blackheart]

[She's just being nosy, really. But this is quite the boring phone, really, so she drops it back in his lap as she leans over the back of the bench. Don't throw stuff, buddy!]

Aw, you sound bitter. Bad relationship with a French girl?

[mouthiness]

More like a French guy threw a buddy of mine out of a window. And there was this cult once. And they have bad food. And they smell. I don't want to talk about it.
[Even though he just did...]

They have good bread though, I'll give them that.

[solar_absorber]

[If Apollo had been another kind of guy he might have side stepped the phone and watched as it smashed to pieces. But because he's a good samaritan, he catches it and tosses it into Deadpool's lap.]

Looks like the castle gave you a nice set-up.

[mouthiness]

[Tilts his head back to see him Sup bro]

don't let it fool you. It's actually pretty sucky.

[solar_absorber]

[He drops down on the bench next to him.]

Really? What's the job?

[mouthiness]

An Ambassador! Me! Why?!

[ultimaverum]

[Well you should care, because there's a sort of faint ow from behind you]

[Congrats you hit your husband in the face with your phone. Smooth]

[mouthiness]

[Oh well... Sorry Q. He just... He doesn't care right now. HE DOESN'T. ): ]

[Gonna sit here and not care some more]

[ultimaverum]

[Well then he's gonna]

[Come on up behind you]

[And smack you on the back of the head]

Afternoon, Wade.

[mouthiness]

[WHAT THE FUUUUU

He gets up, ready to start fighting but.. Oh oops it's Q]

Charlie! What was that for?