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[BACKDATED to this afternoon. Somewhere in Paris, Deadpool is sitting on bench, a cell phone pressed to his ear with a bored look on his face. And... Good god is he wearing a suit? He is! A business suit and a tie and everything topped off with a snazzy hat because his masks didn't make the transfer over. Today he's looking a bit run down though because without his healing factor sometimes he forgets he needs to actually sleep now. His journals is open next to him, a briefcase sitting on top of it.
But back to the phone, he's talking to someone in fluent if somewhat accented French.The following French is translated for everyone's convenience]
{Why do I need to apologize? I don't apologize especially not to some snooty French jerk- Of course I know you're French too. How could I not know you're French? What? Why would I care if you take it to my 'superiors'? And did you know saying it like that makes you sound like you're tattling on me to a teacher?
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh... Yeah, not caring. If your buddy had just agreed with me this wouldn't have happened and I'm done done arguing with Frenchies today. So, hey, when you're whining to the higher ups could you tell them I'm not coming in for a while? Thanks!]
[And with that Deadpool ends the call, turns the phone off, and throws it behind him. Did that hit someone? Oh well he's Deadpool he don't care]
So journal people... Anyone know where a guy can get tacos in Paris?
((Open everywhere - Deadpool is the worst Ambassador ever))
But back to the phone, he's talking to someone in fluent if somewhat accented French.The following French is translated for everyone's convenience]
{Why do I need to apologize? I don't apologize especially not to some snooty French jerk- Of course I know you're French too. How could I not know you're French? What? Why would I care if you take it to my 'superiors'? And did you know saying it like that makes you sound like you're tattling on me to a teacher?
Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh... Yeah, not caring. If your buddy had just agreed with me this wouldn't have happened and I'm done done arguing with Frenchies today. So, hey, when you're whining to the higher ups could you tell them I'm not coming in for a while? Thanks!]
[And with that Deadpool ends the call, turns the phone off, and throws it behind him. Did that hit someone? Oh well he's Deadpool he don't care]
So journal people... Anyone know where a guy can get tacos in Paris?
((Open everywhere - Deadpool is the worst Ambassador ever))