Vriska: Do the family thing.

[thiefoflight]

[So, someone's doing the human adjusting thing

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[oyaji]

[ meanwhile daddy's trying to try and deal with french ... not understanding it. but he tries to speak to trista from the kitchen. this dad can only speak in japanese ]

Ah... Uh, Trista...

2/2 wheeze

[concerns]

[barnaby overhears all this from the bedroom where he's trying to figure out why he just found a card indicating he works as a bartender somewhere. i mean, apparently there's wine too which isn't that bad but come on. a bar??? SIGH. leaving the bedroom and walking down the hall to settle all this like a good mom.... dad....... whatever. japanese for koteters:] You can't speak French, can you?

[and then in PERFECTLY FLUENT FRANCH to daughter #2. they've known stocking longer so of course she'd be #1. dealwithit.gif] You're going to school. It's not up for discussion.

owo

[thiefoflight]

[Ugh, why the hell is she even here? These guys are so dumb! And they treat her like a little wriggler!

Watch as she just folds her arms and lets her legs dangle off the couch, as sloth-like as possible.]

No way! You can't tell me what to do!

[oyaji]

[ looking at bunny ] Why would I know how to speak French? And what're you saying to her?

What's she saying?

dictated via le journal

[furriendly]

[Oh! Oh! Nepeta had been hoping to hear Vriska's voice over the journals! Except, what's this?]

But that's what kids our age are supposed to do! Can't you get in trouble for not going?

why are you using art of yourself for pbs :::;P

[thiefoflight]

[Also dictated when some certain so-called "father figures" aren't around!]

Trouble? Ha! What kind of trouble would I even get into?

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[furriendly]

[That. Is a very good question. She thinks about it for a moment.]

Um, I don't know. But there has to be some reason why no one else skips school, right? It would be just pawful if you got caught...

Nepeta

[thiefoflight]

[An UGH/SIGH/EXHALE sound. You know the one.]

Everyone goes because they are dumb and can't think for themselves! Hell, if I finally get to go to Earth, I'm going to take the time to explore it, not sit in a room with all those other little losers you call friends!

[ar0se]

Okay, more for me, then!

[YEAH GUESS WHO HAD FUN AT SCHOOL TODAY]

[thiefoflight]

[Pfffffffft.]

Whatever, loser!

[p2iioniic]

Thweet, now I know where I can go and never have to thee you again.

[thiefoflight]

Sh-uckths, Thollucksh! That sure ith a thilver lining for the both of us.

Nice to know that the many sources of your ridicule hasn't changed since humanity kicked you straight in your tiny little bone bulge!

[p2iioniic]

Yeah, and how'th thingsth with your thet of luthuth, huh? Thtill giving you a curfew?

[thiefoflight]

[Squint........]

Man, did your lithp get worse?

[saccharosium]

It wouldn't kill you to go for half a day, at least. [sitting in an armchair, legs crossed, sipping tea]

[thiefoflight]

[Lazily looking at you there, Stocking.

So, you're the sister.]

Yeah? And what about you?

[saccharosium]

[The older sister. Don't get it twisted.]

I never said I was not going to go to school, unlike you.

[thiefoflight]

Yeah? What's so special about it, anyway?