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1/2 oyaji December 20 2011, 03:00:47 UTC
[ meanwhile daddy's trying to try and deal with french ... not understanding it. but he tries to speak to trista from the kitchen. this dad can only speak in japanese ]

Ah... Uh, Trista...

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2/2 wheeze concerns December 20 2011, 03:10:29 UTC
[barnaby overhears all this from the bedroom where he's trying to figure out why he just found a card indicating he works as a bartender somewhere. i mean, apparently there's wine too which isn't that bad but come on. a bar??? SIGH. leaving the bedroom and walking down the hall to settle all this like a good mom.... dad....... whatever. japanese for koteters:] You can't speak French, can you?

[and then in PERFECTLY FLUENT FRANCH to daughter #2. they've known stocking longer so of course she'd be #1. dealwithit.gif] You're going to school. It's not up for discussion.

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owo thiefoflight December 20 2011, 03:23:47 UTC
[Ugh, why the hell is she even here? These guys are so dumb! And they treat her like a little wriggler!

Watch as she just folds her arms and lets her legs dangle off the couch, as sloth-like as possible.]

No way! You can't tell me what to do!

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oyaji December 20 2011, 03:25:36 UTC
[ looking at bunny ] Why would I know how to speak French? And what're you saying to her?

What's she saying?

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concerns December 20 2011, 03:35:09 UTC
[don't give him your attitude little lady!! crossing his arms too, speaking over his shoulder to kotetsu. translator time]

I can answer that as easily as I can explain why I can suddenly speak it. She's basically saying she's not going to school, no matter what we tell her. Now are you going to come over here and help me or not?

[you're the one with the daughter experience bro. language barrier or not, this is your shining moment]

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thiefoflight December 20 2011, 03:36:30 UTC
[Hahahahahahahaha, guess who's about to shit talk the both of you in her weird alien language?

WHAT NOW.]

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oyaji December 20 2011, 03:40:47 UTC
All right, all right. I'll help! [ all these languages, but he wipes his hands on a towel and makes his way over. one mission. to get his dooder to school and ignoring her yelling as her arguin in french. well he sticks behind the couch and ruffles up her crazy hair ]

Oi!

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concerns December 20 2011, 03:42:24 UTC
[going to stand back and watch this trainwreck unfold. MAKE KADOODOO PROUD OLD MAN]

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thiefoflight December 20 2011, 03:44:46 UTC
[AAAAAAAAH-- WHAT IS HAPPEN?

Vriska will just sit up and GLARE at one of her daddies and just...]

WHAT.

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oyaji December 20 2011, 03:53:36 UTC
[ gonna try english.. looking down at ]

So... you're not going to school? Why?

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thiefoflight December 20 2011, 03:56:00 UTC
[Well, okay. She's pretty good at that one! Squint........]

What's the point? We're in some new world! I'd rather go exploring than go sitting around in some lame building with losers all the live long day!

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oyaji December 20 2011, 03:58:13 UTC
[ .... tries to follow LKSDFJSLKDF too fast, but he leans on the top of the couch as he addresses his dooder ] Well.. It's something you must go to! You can still learn in there.

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thiefoflight December 20 2011, 04:07:04 UTC
[Tch. Looking away-- still folding arms, still pouting a pout.]

No way! Hands on experiences are so much better!

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oyaji December 20 2011, 04:09:38 UTC
[ leaning down and smilin like a FOOL ] Well how about after school? You're free to do whatev-b-vvver... You want!

Promise!

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thiefoflight December 20 2011, 04:23:28 UTC
[Aaah, what is he even-- OH WAIT. IDEA.]

Even stay out? All night? All the nights, even?

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oyaji December 20 2011, 04:27:45 UTC
Nope. And no. [ crossing his arms ] Unless you're suddenly older than me and Bunny then no. We're your family here, so you better expect all of us here to look after you.

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