❀ forty-seven unicorn statues for my time-traveling desk

[iamdamnloyal]

Is everyone excited? [a beat] Oh! For the Speed Dating this Saturday! It's going to be a lot of fun and there's going to be free drinks and if you're into karaoke? Then Caritas is your place! [She's really excited for this.]Also, for anyone that's never been to speed dating, I promise it's not going to hurt at all. You just fill out a simple card

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[onemanshort]

Speed dating? How's that supposed to work?

[someone was a bit inanimate during the previous introductions]

[iamdamnloyal]

I'm having it at Caritas! You just fill out a card with a few helpful questions, then show up and you'll get to meet a lot of people all in one night. The dates only last seven minutes, so there's no time to mess things up - it's just a quick peek.

[onemanshort]

[she laughs] Seven minutes? That ain't a whole lotta time.

[iamdamnloyal]

No, but it's not meant to be a very long time. If you get certain things out of the way quicker you're sure to have a good first impression.

[elementoflol]

[She was pinged by 'super fun' and 'meet new friends'.]

Oh, me! Me!

[iamdamnloyal]

Pinkie Pie! Do you want to come to Speed Dating?

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[elementoflol]

YES!

[elementoflol]

What's speed dating?

[furriendly]

Soooo, we can sign someone else up fur this? [INTERESTING...]

[iamdamnloyal]

... Sure! I mean, sometimes our friends need a little help, right?

[furriendly]

They sure do. This friend needs lots of help. I think he's just shy.

[bro_codebreaker]

Yeah, I'll totally take three cards.

[iamdamnloyal]

I'll have the ghosts send them right to you! What room are you in?

[bro_codebreaker]

I'm in 709... thanks! And uh, hey, question. Who's running Caritas now, anyway? Is it you?

[iamdamnloyal]

I'm helping, but it's mostly Cordelia and Fred.

dictated;

[admonishes]

Oh, neat! If it's fun, I think I want to try it..

I've never tried dating before! [ :D ]

[iamdamnloyal]

It should be fun! Well, I hope it is at least.

You've never dated before?