[Dairine's voice picks up, aimed at Spot.] Don't you start that again! You just got that fixed!
[And the journal slams shut as Dairine runs off, hurrying through the halls with Spot, looking for Aradia. Because obviously when someone starts rambling about the apocalypse the correct response is run towards them.]
Aradia can be found in the industrial-sized kitchen, telekinetically hurling an industrial freezer out the window. The rest of the place is already a mess!]
[He's spent too long fighting for his life to run away from sounds of rampant destruction like most sane people would do. Instead he runs towards it, grabbing a sturdy looking chair on the way as a weapon.]
[What's going on here? A glowing robot girl furiously knocking shelves over in the library, how about that? THE BOOKS, THEY'RE EVERYWHERE. But a cadre of ghosts is already cleaning up the mess, much to her chagrin, and new problems keep cropping up everywhere she looks. For instance:
Problem 1: There is a large table here that Aradia does not like. Problem 2: There is an annoying loud human nearby.
Solution: Fling both halves of table at human. Look out, Kanji!]
[He dodges and is clipped by the table because his speed sucks. It doesn't seem to phase him much, though. He stumbles a little and winces, but that's it. He is a tank; taking hits and hitting back harder is what he exists for. However, he's not fighting yet, since robot girl is talking.]
No shit. Of course it ain't working. Now calm the hell down before I've gotta do something drastic here! Last chance before I pound you!
[Or get pounded, as the case may be, but he's not considering that a possibility yet.]
[It's as much a warning as it is a threat. Aradia snaps off a chunk of the circulation desk's marble countertop like it's a Kit Kat bar, and brings it to bear above her head.]
[Do you know what a terrible way to wake up is? Having the tree in the courtyard next to the one you were napping in suddenly uprooted and thrown through a wall.
Alleyne wakes up with a start, instinctively going for her staff and standing up on the branch she was sleeping on. Centuries of having to rest prepared like that will do that to you. She's looking around and flicking her ears, trying to find the culprit.]
[The culprit is not exactly hard to find. She's floating in midair a little ways away, glowing gold with power from pretty much every seam in her casing. She also has her hand out toward your tree next, and your tree is shaking .......
[The tree uproots itself a second later and Aradia flings it into the wall, directly in the same spot as she threw it last time. She doesn't look at Alleyne. 100 points for determinator? 0_0]
1/something or otherteds_upDecember 2 2011, 21:14:03 UTC
[Ted had almost been alarmed by the amount of noise going on today. Paradisa was chaotic, sure, but usually not this much. He came out of his room and looked down one end of the hallway, belatedly blinking at the emptiness. He comes out, closes the door behind him, turns to the other side and--]
HERP last partteds_upDecember 2 2011, 21:27:35 UTC
[In all seriousness, this is a huge shock to Ted's senses! And it's not just because Aradia happens to be as bright as an LED light glaring in his face. Ever since he'd gotten back from the expedition, everything had been slow. In a haze.
Well. Not anymore.]
Aradia??
[Maybe this glowing thing is normal. Maybe she looks disheveled and likes to destroy things on a regular basis! But there's this creeping, growing feeling of dread in him.
Also, he is in the dead center of the hallway, kind of right in the path of a psychotic, very dangerous robot. He's not thinking about that. Oops.]
[By this point, Aradia is practically spent, both physically and mentally. Her mind is a riotous cacophony of critical error messges and the unbearable, awful music of the TARDIS itself. She can feel her circuits frying and her body shutting down and her psyche falling apart, and it's all been for nothing. The only thing she knows for certain is that she's done no permanent damage.]
[Even her fucking hover is sputtering out. Her body twitches unnaturally, gold light pouring out from the seams, which are themselves coming disjointed, and she lands awkwardly on one foot, the other one still above ground.]
malfcnut0in in all scect0-ct0rs abs0lute p0wer c0rrupts abs0lutely what are y0u still d0ing here
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Aradia?
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Anyone there? What's going on?
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i am the c0untd0wn
the c0untd0wn is ending
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[Spot looks at the journal, and in a somewhat concerned mechanical voice speaks.]
Syntax error. Please clarify.
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s0urce file c0rrupt
structural integrity insufficient
p0wer insufficient
404 ap0calypse n0t f0und
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[Dairine's voice picks up, aimed at Spot.] Don't you start that again! You just got that fixed!
[And the journal slams shut as Dairine runs off, hurrying through the halls with Spot, looking for Aradia. Because obviously when someone starts rambling about the apocalypse the correct response is run towards them.]
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Aradia can be found in the industrial-sized kitchen, telekinetically hurling an industrial freezer out the window. The rest of the place is already a mess!]
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What the hell is going on here?!
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Problem 1: There is a large table here that Aradia does not like.
Problem 2: There is an annoying loud human nearby.
Solution: Fling both halves of table at human. Look out, Kanji!]
n0things w0rking
n0things w0rking
n0things w0rking
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[He dodges and is clipped by the table because his speed sucks. It doesn't seem to phase him much, though. He stumbles a little and winces, but that's it. He is a tank; taking hits and hitting back harder is what he exists for. However, he's not fighting yet, since robot girl is talking.]
No shit. Of course it ain't working. Now calm the hell down before I've gotta do something drastic here! Last chance before I pound you!
[Or get pounded, as the case may be, but he's not considering that a possibility yet.]
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[It's as much a warning as it is a threat. Aradia snaps off a chunk of the circulation desk's marble countertop like it's a Kit Kat bar, and brings it to bear above her head.]
get 0ut get 0ut get 0ut
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Alleyne wakes up with a start, instinctively going for her staff and standing up on the branch she was sleeping on. Centuries of having to rest prepared like that will do that to you. She's looking around and flicking her ears, trying to find the culprit.]
Show yourself!
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like a leaf
yeah]
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Don't make her fight her, sisbro.]
....Aradia. What's gotten into you now?
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the c0re
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[well jesus hello glowing, malfunctioning Aradia.
wait.
WHAT]
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Well. Not anymore.]
Aradia??
[Maybe this glowing thing is normal. Maybe she looks disheveled and likes to destroy things on a regular basis! But there's this creeping, growing feeling of dread in him.
Also, he is in the dead center of the hallway, kind of right in the path of a psychotic, very dangerous robot. He's not thinking about that. Oops.]
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ted m0sby
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[Even her fucking hover is sputtering out. Her body twitches unnaturally, gold light pouring out from the seams, which are themselves coming disjointed, and she lands awkwardly on one foot, the other one still above ground.]
malfcnut0in in all scect0-ct0rs
abs0lute p0wer c0rrupts abs0lutely
what are y0u still d0ing here
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