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madetothwart in paradisa

41. Scarves and Reality TV

Nov 30, 2011 19:48

[The weather was Quite Nippy. Which, in Aziraphale's world, meant that it was time for a scarf and not quite yet time for gloves. So he was out and about wearing a fetching little tartan number in pure angora wool ( Read more... )

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onlyanapple November 30 2011, 19:51:28 UTC

[There's just laughter over the journals.

Mocking, mocking laughter]

I didn't even think they showed that here.

madetothwart November 30 2011, 20:00:00 UTC

[He is Utterly Horrified.]

This is not what was advertised.

onlyanapple November 30 2011, 21:40:26 UTC

That's reality TV for you. Just pops up out of nowhere. One of my better inventions.

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:42:29 UTC

You did this?

[That stretched their Arrangement somewhat, he was sure there was a clause somewhere about interrupting Fred Astaire.]

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daine November 30 2011, 20:02:04 UTC

Big Brother House?

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:31:45 UTC

I beg of you, Miss, don't ask.

daine November 30 2011, 21:32:45 UTC

Why not?

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:39:33 UTC

It is a definite case where ignorance is bliss.

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notakingstrophy November 30 2011, 21:07:08 UTC

Who on earth is that?

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:32:03 UTC

Me?

Ah... My name is Aziraphale, sir.

notakingstrophy November 30 2011, 21:45:27 UTC

Well, I meant the person narrating in the background, but I suppose introductions are in order, regardless.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Aziraphale. Please call me Merlin.

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:47:27 UTC

Would that I could say the same, Mr. Merlin. But currently, nothing is a pleasure while this abomination is showing.

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Action demontobeloved November 30 2011, 21:50:44 UTC

[There's someone sat directly behind Aziraphale]

Wait, so not only does the castle get into our brains, it also shows us... this?!

[Cole groans] I think they should rename this place "hell" or something.

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:52:50 UTC

...Not even hell has reality television.

[It hadn't quite caught up with the technology yet.]

demontobeloved November 30 2011, 21:53:58 UTC

Well, I dunno. They were starting to bring it in when I was brought here.

madetothwart November 30 2011, 21:58:51 UTC

Goodness me, when are you from?

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oh god, I LOL'd cricketycricket November 30 2011, 23:04:52 UTC

[hearing that sort of angelic distress over the journal never bodes well]

Aziraphale! What's the matter?!

my work here is done madetothwart November 30 2011, 23:06:58 UTC

...No... No, it's best you not ask.

[The less people this was inflicted on, the better.]

cricketycricket November 30 2011, 23:12:13 UTC

Well, you know best, I suppose .... [though he doesn't sound convinced]

You aren't hurt, though, I hope?

madetothwart November 30 2011, 23:13:11 UTC

Only my intelligence.

[Which dropped 10 points simply by being within twenty yards of a set showing Big Brother.]

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