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[onlyanapple]

[Crowley is seated in the lobby today, a table in front of him filled with cheerios labelled as dounut seeds. He's even gone as far as to have little plant pots in which to 'plant' them. Why? Well, last month was wile-free, and he has to make up for lost time

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[onlyanapple]

What? Haven't you ever thought of a way to solve world hunger problems?

[onlyanapple]

What? No. I'm giving.

[modernholmes]

[There is a child staring at this with a deadpan expression.]

Donuts are not plants.

[onlyanapple]

Maybe not in your world.

[modernholmes]

Given the fact that most of the worlds I have learned of in this place share a ridiculous number of similarities? I would say that the chance of such a thing as a donut plant existing is very low. The chance is even lower that it would actually be called that.

[onlyanapple]

Shows what you know, then. You'll just have to try and grow a seed to prove me wrong.

[madetothwart]

[Aziraphale didn't even bother to take his nose out of the book he was reading, merely placing a sign down next to the wares on offer as he passed.]

Cheerios; a wheat-based breakfast cereal.

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley, making no acknowledgement to the passing angel, simply extends his index finger and pokes the sign so it falls face down]

[madetothwart]

[It rights itself, it is also permanently stuck to the table.]

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley narrows his eyes. Touché, angel. He wishes up a towel, dropping it over the top of the sign

How now, brown cow?]

[notjamesbond]

[Just passing by when he sees the cheerios disguised as donut seeds- unfortunately for Crowley, Newt isn't that dumb. He picks one of the bags up, looking amused.]

...Really? C'mon, no one would fall for this, Crowley. Possibly the people who have no idea what donuts are, but I'm sure they'll catch on.

[onlyanapple]

By that point, Newt, they'l have already planted the things. Wile done. It's not always about the end result you know, sometimes it's in the delivery.

[notjamesbond]

...

That was just a rather verbose way of saying "I'm being lazy about my job", wasn't it?

[onlyanapple]

Yeah, well, you come up with ways to mess people around in a limited environment on a regular basis and we'll see how far you get.

[yamanaka]

Why am I already suspicious?

[onlyanapple]

Suspicious? Of little old me?

[yamanaka]

Unless it's baskets of lollipops for orphans, I can't imagine what you'd be giving out.

[onlyanapple]

A basket of poison lollipops.

Oh yeah, that reminds me. Have you had any weird perverted messages lately?