208 is the heaviest stable isotope of any element

[onlyanapple]

[Crowley is seated in the lobby today, a table in front of him filled with cheerios labelled as dounut seeds. He's even gone as far as to have little plant pots in which to 'plant' them. Why? Well, last month was wile-free, and he has to make up for lost time

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[modernholmes]

[There is a child staring at this with a deadpan expression.]

Donuts are not plants.

[onlyanapple]

Maybe not in your world.

[modernholmes]

Given the fact that most of the worlds I have learned of in this place share a ridiculous number of similarities? I would say that the chance of such a thing as a donut plant existing is very low. The chance is even lower that it would actually be called that.

[onlyanapple]

Shows what you know, then. You'll just have to try and grow a seed to prove me wrong.

[modernholmes]

I refuse.

[onlyanapple]

Too afraid you'll be proven wrong?

[modernholmes]

I have no interest in something as ridiculous as this.

[onlyanapple]

What happened to your childhood curiosity?

[modernholmes]

Even a child can see through a prank like this. [Plus his mother had pulled a similar practical joke on him when he had been a real child.]

[onlyanapple]

It's not a prank. I'm doing my job.

[modernholmes]

What job is that?

[onlyanapple]

Tainting souls, keeping the evil side of the universe in balance.

[modernholmes]

Is that really the kind of thing you should go around saying?

[Tch, people and their metaphors.]

[onlyanapple]

Why not? Everyone knows and it's not like the Powers that Be have said anything against it so...

[modernholmes]

...You're not making much sense.

[onlyanapple]

Or perhaps you're not listening properly?