13 blueprints - Painfully Dictated/Actioned

[teds_up]

[As helpful as ever, Ted's journal lies open on the kitchen counter. Atop the cupboards, a cockroach skittered through dust. And then it flashed white.

And now there's a 33-year old man sprawled atop the cupboards. Disoriented, as well. With a groan, he rolls--

And there's a couple loud bangs and thuds in the kitchen.]

FUCK! What the hell?!

[A very

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dictated;

[siebter]

Um...welcome back. Are you okay?

*reaches for Emil *A* need more crrrr*

[teds_up]

Well, I don't seem to have any broken bones or a concussion from the fall...

/o/

[siebter]

That's good...are you going to go to the clinic to make sure you're okay? That sounded really loud...

\o\

[teds_up]

Maybe if only so I don't have to be sore for a few days... [A light grunt before he squints at the journal. The voice is vaguely familiar.]

Have I talked to you before?

[bro_codebreaker]

[Barney just ... looks up from Ted's couch, where he's been reading the journal and getting his daily dose of schadenfreude]

Oh, hey. ... Knew you were around somewhere.

[teds_up]

Was I an ant or something? Ugh...

[bro_codebreaker]

[he thinks for a moment, and remembers a roach trying to share his chips the other night] Let's go with or something. At least you weren't Lily's fabled flying rat thing...?

[teds_up]

Yeah. --That thing was real, you know. It almost hit me in the face.

[kungfuwitch]

That sounded like it hurt. Are you alright?

[teds_up]

Bruised... very bruised... But... I think I'll-- Ooohh-h-h.

...live.

[kungfuwitch]

What happened?

[teds_up]

I might have fallen off the kitchen cabinets.

[Clearly, this warrants no explaining.]

[odst_mute]

[Hi Ted. Have a snow leopard.

Who's currently sitting a few feet away from you and watching with an amused expression. What's up, architect?]

[teds_up]

[It takes him a moment to realize there's a large predatory cat just several feet away from him. Ted immediately backpedals into the counters.]

Wooahhh, uh, hiii there...

[odst_mute]

[Rook tilts his head a little, giving a small purring snort, before taking a few careful steps in Ted's direction.

Chill, man. He's not going to eat you.]

[teds_up]

A-a-ah! [Ted presses his back against the counters, wincing and hissing in pain, but not taking his attention off the leopard.]

Ohhh lord. Please tell me you're a resident.

Because, you know, we can never have too many threads going at the same time.

[stalkershiki]

Omigod, what was that?? What's going on... is everything alright??

skdfjs apparently not

[teds_up]

Ow... not.. really.

Enough threads? NEVAR.

[stalkershiki]

lsjkfds

Wh...Where are you?? I'll come help you!

FFFFS

[teds_up]

Ow! I'm-- fine, Shiki. I just took a bit of a tumble...