13 blueprints - Painfully Dictated/Actioned

[teds_up]

[As helpful as ever, Ted's journal lies open on the kitchen counter. Atop the cupboards, a cockroach skittered through dust. And then it flashed white.

And now there's a 33-year old man sprawled atop the cupboards. Disoriented, as well. With a groan, he rolls--

And there's a couple loud bangs and thuds in the kitchen.]

FUCK! What the hell?!

[A very

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Because, you know, we can never have too many threads going at the same time.

[stalkershiki]

Omigod, what was that?? What's going on... is everything alright??

skdfjs apparently not

[teds_up]

Ow... not.. really.

Enough threads? NEVAR.

[stalkershiki]

lsjkfds

Wh...Where are you?? I'll come help you!

FFFFS

[teds_up]

Ow! I'm-- fine, Shiki. I just took a bit of a tumble...

THE THREADS. THEY SHALL CONTINUE FOREVER. 8D

[stalkershiki]

A-Are you sure? I mean, I'll totally come help you, if you need it!!

/inward scrm

[teds_up]

[A small, gentle laugh.] It's okay, really. Not suffering any broken bones or a concussion. [He daintily raises a hand to rest against his head, wincing.] Ooww... I think.

Oh, like you don't like it~ >D

[stalkershiki]

...Yeah. Alright. Where are you? I'm coming to find you. Now.

/sweats, nooo most certainly not >>;;;

[teds_up]

[Sdlkf Shiki why so protective... Still, Ted can't help but give a little grin at her perseverance.]

Kitchen.

[And while he waits for his heroine in shining armor, he's going to wish up an ice pack to delicately press against his cranium, wincing and hissing at the pain as he did so.]

Whatever you say~ /If I had an emoticon to show one raised eyebrow, this is where I'd use it.

[stalkershiki]

[Shiki comes into the kitchen, sees him sprawled out on the floor and... slkdfjdkj Ted, sprawled out on the floor. She rushes over and kneels by him.]

Oh, man... well, at least you have an ice pack... but we should probably move you. Somehow. So you're, like, lying down, but with your head elevated... that's what you're supposed to have happen when you're hurt, right?

ô_o

[teds_up]

Shiki, I'm fine. Ooooh... [He groans as he sits up, leaning against the kitchen cabinet.] Just-- ah-- sore.

What? But... how??

[stalkershiki]

...Right. Well, tell me what happened, first, mmkay?

The magic of other languages!

[teds_up]

Apparently, I was some sort of bug for a loss. Then when the loss ran out, well.

[Linefacing so hard.]

No, I meant, how in the Subject box? I can't get anything other than what's on my keyboard in here.

[stalkershiki]

Well what? Were you, like, on top of a cupboard or something when it happened?

[She looks up and... presto manifesto, sees the cupboard.]

...Oh.

The magic of copypasta! (Weird, though. I can use alt symbols here just fine.)

[teds_up]

Yeeep.

And now I'm down here. On the floor. In pain.

[Linefacing forever.]

Yeah... weird. Oh well... something to keep in mind for next time I need to use it!

[stalkershiki]

Do you want me to help you get to the clinic? Maybe you should get checked out...