> Sollux: Complain about everything. [ dictated ]

[p2iioniic]

Okay. Two thingsth.

One: Where the fuck are the computersth. Thith primitive shit got old like two daysth ago, and if I have to go another few daysth without thomething electronic, I'm going to flip the fuck out.

Two: Where can I get a NORMAL drink? All I'm finding ith thith fruity thtuff that burnsth.

[ooc: Ask if you'd prefer I didn't type out the

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dictated

[freila]

[ "fruity thtuff that burnsth". hmm. ]

You mean alcohol?

dictated

[p2iioniic]

Probably.

[freila]

Our ship had barreled water in the cargo hold. Maybe yours does too.

[p2iioniic]

Yeah, got my handsth on water already. Diiiiiidn't tasthte good. I'm looking for thoda.

dictated back :3

[bogusmagic]

The level of technology in this region of space is not yet developed enough for computers.

dictated all around

[p2iioniic]

Oh, fucking thweet. Jutht what I wanted to hear! Okay, don't mind me when I epically losthe my shit and fly off the handle in a fit of hysthtericsth.

Re: dictated all around

[bogusmagic]

All previous world changes have been temporary. It is likely this will be the same. [So don't do any premature freaking out D:]

[p2iioniic]

"Likely."

Pffth.

[equestrian_envy]

Computers? It's not as though you colt do anything thing with them besides embrace them and weep.

Fruity stuff that burns? [Sounds better then the drink on this ship, though, he wasn't going to intake that anymore. Not after finding out it was alcoholic.]

[p2iioniic]

Tho?

And yeah. Handed that shit out like crazy on the ithland I'm thtuck at. Not like you'd know.

[equestrian_envy]

So you admit you cry like a pathetic wriggler while in the company of your computers?

Ah, well I think I may know why it burned.

Burned like.

Oh dear why am I thinking of that now.

[p2iioniic]

Yeth. If I'm reunited with them, I will weep tho many tearsth of happinessth.

...What?

[bedninja]

Have you attempted simply asking for something to drink that does not burn? Or have you attempted so and the request has not been granted?

[p2iioniic]

I athk for a drink, they give me a bottle that tasthesth grossth. I athk for another, thame thing. Repeat five more timesth. I got a fucking drink with a dead thnake in it. I think I drank goddamn DRAIN CLEANER at thome point. It'th an endlessth fucking cycle of them NOT UNDERSTHTANDING I DON'T WANT ALCOHOL.

[bedninja]

[...Give him a sec, the lisp is harder to understand when he talks more.]

Surely there must be something else to drink... have you attempted searching the boat?

[p2iioniic]

...

Thort of.

[Read: not really.]

[furriendly]

[Nepeta: Skip everything Sollux has said in your excitement.]

Hi Sollux!! Are you having fun on your relaxation boat?

[p2iioniic]

[AFTER A BIT OF TIME ...

Yes, Sollux is mysteriously in a good mood!! Gosh, I wonder what caused this.]

Yeah, it'th pretty great here when the thun'th not out.

[furriendly]

[Gosh, who knows? We may never even find out!

She giggles, clearly excited and pleased with this answer.]

Uh huh! Karkat said the same thing. But at least it is not as hot or bright as Alternia's sun. Then we would never get to see all the exciting things that are happening!

Oh, um. Well, is anything exciting happening on your boat yet?

[p2iioniic]

No, it'th pretty boring here. There wath a few partiesth but I didn't go to them. I did get thome weird thtuff from thith market place thing.