> Sollux: Complain about everything. [ dictated ]

[p2iioniic]

Okay. Two thingsth.

One: Where the fuck are the computersth. Thith primitive shit got old like two daysth ago, and if I have to go another few daysth without thomething electronic, I'm going to flip the fuck out.

Two: Where can I get a NORMAL drink? All I'm finding ith thith fruity thtuff that burnsth.

[ooc: Ask if you'd prefer I didn't type out the

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[furriendly]

[Nepeta: Skip everything Sollux has said in your excitement.]

Hi Sollux!! Are you having fun on your relaxation boat?

[p2iioniic]

[AFTER A BIT OF TIME ...

Yes, Sollux is mysteriously in a good mood!! Gosh, I wonder what caused this.]

Yeah, it'th pretty great here when the thun'th not out.

[furriendly]

[Gosh, who knows? We may never even find out!

She giggles, clearly excited and pleased with this answer.]

Uh huh! Karkat said the same thing. But at least it is not as hot or bright as Alternia's sun. Then we would never get to see all the exciting things that are happening!

Oh, um. Well, is anything exciting happening on your boat yet?

[p2iioniic]

No, it'th pretty boring here. There wath a few partiesth but I didn't go to them. I did get thome weird thtuff from thith market place thing.

[furriendly]

What kiiiiind of weird stuff? You should get some souvenirs! So you can remember your trip. Though, I'm not sure if we'll get to take them back.

[p2iioniic]

Yeah, th...

thouv...

What you thaid. That'th what I got. I even got a shell necklace for Feferi if she ever comesth back.

... Wait, we might not be able to take thethe back?

[furriendly]

Well, I am not sure! I have never been in the castle when it changes the whole world, but maybe we will be. And if so, I am sure she will love her souvenir. There aren't really any good places to get souvenirs where we are sailing but if I see something that one of our friends like, I will get it.

[whispering lol what is a filter] Don't tell Karkitty, but I found a really neat seashell that I want to give him!

[p2iioniic]

I hope tho. Maybe if I put it in my modusth, the cathtle can't get to it to take it away.

[Whispering back because why not.]

It'th okay, I won't tell him.

[furriendly]

Oh yes! Very sneaky. [She'll keep her seashell tucked away in her own sylladex.]

Maybe I will even find a seashell for all of our friends. You, too! But I won't tell you what kind. It will be a surprise!

[p2iioniic]

Can...

You try and find two for me.

Tho it'th a pair.

[furriendly]

Okay! They will be the perfect pair of matching seashells just for you!

Umm, if you see another necklace, can I have one?

[p2iioniic]

Yeah, thure.

[furriendly]

Thank you, Sollux! You are the best!

[p2iioniic]

Ehehehe.

It'th no problem.