Host King's Forty-First Court

[daddyhost]

[FLASH!

Walking through the lobby, anyone might have been forgiven for thinking it had just been struck by lightning along with that blinding sudden flare of light.

FLASH!However, they would be mistaken on second glance... The furniture of the lobby has all been pushed back to the walls and high-end photography equipment has been set up. A camera

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[boylolita]

[Sometime during the photoshoot, you've gained a tiny audience of one (1) very bored loli-boy, and a stuffed rabbit. Hunny's snacking on some caramel corn, and watching with vague interest. When Tamaki puts on the dress, however, he bursts out laughing.]

❀ Wow, you sure make a pretty girl, Tama-chan! ❀

[daddyhost]

Naturally I do, Hunny-senpai~♥

Just as the blessing of my looks makes the most stunning male in God's creation, there is not a doubt in the world that I would not need to change a hair to be equally as stunning as a girl.

[boylolita]

[Hunny disregards the fact that in no way was he implying any of what Tamaki just said.]

❀ Do you really think anyone is gonna buy these here? ❀

[daddyhost]

Why would they not?

[Surely everyone wants to own a photograph album of Tamaki?]

[mommyhost]

[naturally, Kyouya is lurking like a lurking thing, watching this procession while appearing wholly invested in -- what else? -- making notes in that infamous black notebook.]

You've made a good point, Tamaki. There is absolutely no production cost, when the castle fronts the caisos and equipment necessary for distribution.

[yes, continue your work. surely there's no ulterior motive for his support of your album.]

[daddyhost]

[Spinning around in paroxysms of delight, he snuggled himself in egotistical glee.]

Of course it is a good point, mother! Can't you see the happy smiles on the faces of everyone when this goes on sale?

[brokencoffeepot]

[He was just walking through the lobby, but he'll stop to watch whatever the fuck is going on here...

Sometimes his understanding of User's behavior is severely lacking.]

[daddyhost]

[His behaviour is perfectly normal, Rinzler, don't be a fool!

Spinning in his dress to cause his skirts to billow, he finished next to the stranger with a smile.]

[brokencoffeepot]

[Just... staring still. He has nothing to say to this. Programs don't really wear dresses anyways.]

[daddyhost]

There's no shame in being speechless~

Many are when confronted with me.

[alloutofmercy]

...This has got to be a loss.

[She was just innocently making her way out of the kitchen, with a bottle of 7Up before she went back to the grind of scouring the journal for information, when she was assaulted by flashing lights in her peripheral vision. There is no way any guy would actually of his own free will dress up like that and spout about Princess hearts]

[daddyhost]

[Stopping at the sound of her voice, he was at her side in a moment to present her with a rose that appeared out of nowhere.]

The only loss here, is that I have not met you before this moment.

[alloutofmercy]

[Well, what girl says no to a pretty flower? So she'll take it from him, with a dryly amused expression]

I'm sure you say hat to all the women. [That are way too old for you]

[daddyhost]

[Of course he does.]

Yet standing here with you, I feel I truly mean it deep in my heart.

1/2

[tunafanatic]

[tunafanatic]

[NO, WAIT.

WHY IS SHE STILL SURPRISED.

WHY.

Haruhi simply cradles her face briefly in her hand, pinching the bridge of her nose, before sighing audibly at Tamaki.]

Just make sure to get all of this equipment cleaned up, senpai. You don't want anyone to fall over it.

[daddyhost]

Haruhi~

[Suddenly his face has lit up to a hopeful smile, eyes glittering brightly above a calculating smile.]

This is a photo shoot to benefit the Host Club, so...

[Holding up a pretty dress now.]

[tunafanatic]

[And her hands go into the air, palms outward.]

Denied. I have to work in the garden later.