BACKDATED... TO YESTERDAY...

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[ she tilts her head curiously but doesn't move away from the stove. ]

Not minding at all.

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[ pointing her finger to the other counter where the machine is. ]

I never noticed it either. It works great.

[loveablecoward]

[It's the woman whose name he still doesn't know who last time he saw was unconscious in the middle of rubble in the city!

Courage immediately runs up to her side and starts babbling incoherently. He morphs into a pink Godzilla type creature and ravages the buildings that somehow popped up around him. One thwack of his tail and he knocks down a surprisingly accurate miniature copy of Karen who is left twitching on the floor. Then he's back to normal and whining in question and worry.]

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[ A;LFSKFSFKSFSEKJ COURAGE WHAT ARE YOU ]

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Whoa, Courage -- slow down! [ or stop morphing. WHAT. ] Wait... did you see me in the town a few weeks ago?

[loveablecoward]

Uh-huh! [He pulls out the first aid kit he'd used that day and waves it in the air. He'd tried, but he couldn't help. :( ]

[peroxicide]

[ Do you need your day ruined? Are your nights full of peacefulness and pleasantry? Is your headache just not painful enough?

Well, rejoice! Because KARKAT™ is here!

Over there, specifically. Entering the kitchen with an empty container streaked with something goopy and green. ]

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[ that looks... disgusting, trollbro. ]

What is that?

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[ All part of the service. He looks down at the container, then up at her, then down again. ]

An empty container. What, did you hit your head on something?

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[ ROLLS HER EYES. ]

No, smart aleck. That green stuff.

This person!

[thiefoflight]

Oh, hey!

[Spoken so casually. Internally: WHO IS THIS.]

That depends. To what do I owe the potential solicitation?

Vriska

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[ she hopes she isn't freaking her out. :( ]

My name's Karen and Karkat actually directed me to you.

God, I know how that sounds.

Karen

[thiefoflight]

[SHE IS SO WTF RIGHT ABOUT NOW. Also, confused. Yes, the confusion thing.]

Oh god, what is he trying to get you to do? If this is his way of trying to get someone to auspitice for the sake of his silly hate crush, I think I would just throw up!

Vriska

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Auspitiwhat? No, this has nothing to do with his hormones thankfully.

He mentioned you had the power of mind control.

[unironically]

[Kanaya peers in curiously at the kitchen when she catches a whiff of what's cooking. Hm, smells good...]

Pardon me?

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[ she recognizes that voice! ]

Kanaya...?

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Yes! [A blink. She peers more closely at Karen.] Ah, that is... you are Karen, correct?

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That's me. Nice to meet you in person. [ goodness, prettiest troll. ]