eleventh glamour

[thatsnotnancy]

We should hold some kind of baby pageant. Not your typical big hair big dress Jonbenet Ramsey type pageant. More like, who has the weirdest kid or something, with a special award to the worst parents

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[deminuit]

[ dictated ]

Aren't they only here for a week?

[thatsnotnancy]

Yeah, but I hear it's an annual thing. They'll be back next year.

[deminuit]

Yeah, got that part.

Pseudo 'Toddler in Tiaras', though? Really?

[thatsnotnancy]

More like "Paradisa's Most Fucked Up Kids."

[thatsnotnancy]

[She just waves a hand at him.]

Oh relax. Who's to say she didn't inherit some freaky shit from me?

[thatsnotnancy]

[Meanwhile, Nancy's just sitting back and laughing, hand over her mouth as she watches proud papa lunge for her.]

You have to give our little rugrat some recognition. She's as fearless as they come. [A smirk] And I would've made sure she didn't fall.

[honorinflames]

...Walking on the ceiling, huh?

I guess that makes my luck not seem so bad.

[thatsnotnancy]

[Well well! That's a voice she hasn't heard in a while.]

Do tell, do tell! What kinda kid did you get saddled with?

[honorinflames]

[misery loves company?]

Not one that walks on walls, or has wings, or can teleport.

She just... [frustrated sigh] It's like she never sleeps. And she's loud. And whatever I want her to do, she just has to do the opposite.

[someone is stuck with a kid as obnoxious and stubborn as he is!]

[thatsnotnancy]

[Scoffs]

Seriously? You just described every child ever. A stubborn nature is the least of your worries.

[alabaster_blood]

[Raiden's just got on the ultimate lineface for this. HIS SON IS THE BEST SON. Even thought he's a foot-and-a-half foot tall robot with wheels and a screen for a "face".]

Consider how many people here have special powers of some sort or another, I'm surprised people are all that shocked that they've been passed onto their kids. What really surprises me are the non-organic kids that've shown up. Mine's one of them.

I'm strong, just like my daddy!

[thatsnotnancy]

It's Paradisa. It'd be weird if there wasn't robot kids or whatever running around. Or just really unfair. Just because you're different doesn't mean you shouldn't suffer like the rest of us.

bah, that second line should have been blue, as it's the tiny derpy robot talking XD

[alabaster_blood]

You've got a point. Sometimes it's easy to forget that the abnormal seems to be the norm here. I shouldn't put anything past this place, I guess.

[thatsnotnancy]

That oughtta be the slogan. "Expect Weird Shit."

[exanimatus]

Is there a prize? [half-kidding. maybe.]

[thatsnotnancy]

A bottle of whiskey for each parent?

[exanimatus]

[hm... he considers this for a moment.]

If I can get my kid to eat all the other kids, do I win?

[thatsnotnancy]

[That gets a chuckle from her]

Only by default. Though that'd impress me if I was a judge.