eleventh glamour

[thatsnotnancy]

We should hold some kind of baby pageant. Not your typical big hair big dress Jonbenet Ramsey type pageant. More like, who has the weirdest kid or something, with a special award to the worst parents

Comments

[ofmywill]

...seems like a lot of work.

[thatsnotnancy]

Not really. You just line 'em all up and pick out the really weird ones until you have a winner. It can totally work.

[ofmywill]

Do they still have to sing?

[thatsnotnancy]

Oh god no. I couldn't deal with that.